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Armstrong 

Armstrong is a surname of Scottish borders origin. It derives from a Middle English nickname which meant someone with strong arms. In Ireland the name was adopted as an Anglicization of two Gaelic names from Ulster: Mac Thréinfhir (meaning "son of the strong man") and Ó Labhraidh Tréan (meaning "strong O'Lavery").
Armstrong is a handsome man
Armstrong by Morny AK August 15, 2018

Armstrong 

The worst Bio professor on the planet. Spent the whole lecture time talking about how sweet potatoes are fucking YAMS. A Lil bitch boy when it comes to handing out a pop quiz. Alos dummy looking.
Wow you are such an Armstrong
Armstrong by Lil Rack Don't Cap April 26, 2022

armstrong 

(Verb) To insert both the penis and entire sack of testicles into a vagina and/or anus. The act of "armstronging" usually requires using both hands to help stretch the vagina and/or anus hole to allow for total insertion.
"Dude, that chick's pussy is so loose, I practically armstronged her without using my hands."
armstrong by Bobby Ward July 15, 2008

Armstrong 

The weed and cheese capital of British Columbia, Canada.
Yo dude, I'm going to Armstrong for some weed and cheese.
Armstrong by chelseabeckerrrr February 26, 2009

Armstrong 

To flip a girl over and have sex with her. This is done when the female in question has an attractive body, but a fugly face.
Man, that booty's kickin, but she's got such a bad grill I think I'd have to Armstrong her!
Armstrong by David E January 26, 2006

armstrong 

The ability to give excessive hand jobs without getting tired.
The slut who hangs out behind the TGI Friday has an armstrong.