A fairly large city in the DFW Metroplex with the Dallas Cowboys Stadium, Texas Rangers, Six Flags Over Texas, Hurricane Harbor, The Arlington Highlands and other attractions. It does have a ghetto mall (The Parks at Arlington), but it's not all bad. There are many restaurants in the area too. No other teenager will admit it, but the school system is pretty great. There are a lot of extracurriculars and the sports aren't bad either. It's not a bad place to live(:
Arlington, TX is not ALL ghetto (like any other city there is a bad part of town) and is great place to visit.
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Across the Potomac from Washington DC,this is one of the wealthiest and smallest counties in the country and by far the best place to live. In the southern part of the county, many minorities can be found along with sports fields. It also has it own transportation sysytem called the ART busses.Parts of it are getting to look more and more like NYC(Rossylyn,Ballston and Crystal City)and 95% of kid's parents work goverment,military etc. making a shitload of money.small colonial houses are being replaced more and more by high rise apartment buildings,mansions and lofts It's also home to the PENTAGON-which in fact is NOT in DC. It is also where if you're a Republican, you are a tiny minority who has no say in anything and should hightail it to somewhere else in the state besides Northern Virginia.7 out of 10 eligible people voted for Kerry or Gore. arlington is where some of the best schools (Drew Model School,Gunston Middle School and Wakefield High school) are located, it OC look like shit. the schools there have some of the best teachers and student activities. where the schools are filled with drama and looks like a living breathing degrassi. also where a lot of the start of the america was full of rich history.here there are a huge diversity where you can find a hawaiian,black and german person all in one room.so most peoples children are more than on race or 100% of somthing. the shopping and food is great.everyone takes DC for granted, but still keeps the Redskins faith going. one more thing its line is virginia is for lovers!

dummy: so your some VA redneck
arlington person: no i'm from Arlington,VA
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Located near downtown Columbus, Ohio, it is a small suburban city filled mostly with middle-upper class white families. It has one high school, naturally named Upper Arlington High School. The city draws much jealousy from the surrounding suburbs such as HIlliard, Dublin, Worthington, etc. because of the economic success of the families residing in UA. ANother thing that draws jealousy from the other suburbs is that Upper ARlington High School consistently and continually rapes other high schools at sports such as Lacrosse, Football, Swimming, Water Polo, Hockey etc. It's 100+ Div. 1 state championships are a record in Ohio high schools, and therefore cats from across the scioto and olentangy rivers whine and try to insult UA.
Also has the lowest percentage of anorexic girls in central Ohio
worthington guy: hey sweetie, let's go to Upper Arlington and make fun of the architectural quality of their houses cuz our football team hasn't beat them in 39 years.
Dublin guy: thats a good idea hunny, I wanna get back at them for continually raping us up the butt in lacrosse
Hilliard guy: speaking of "up the butt" you guys wanna get some at my house later tonight.
by A Dawg and A Bro April 18, 2008
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an upper class suburb in central ohio. lots of surrounding areas like hilliard, worthington and dublin are extremely jealous due to the high incomes of the parents of ua students. the girls in ua are hotter than other suburbs and if you're a guy, you probably have a 'ua shag'. high school students attend upper arlington high school of course and ua has over 100 state championships for D1 sports teams, which sets a record in ohio history. also, schools in ua are like college and absolutely amazing test scores. guys in other suburbs always try to hit on ua girls, but the boys at arlington always win them over.
dublin guy: you're so beautiful

upper arlington girl: aww thanks

upper arlington guy: you're hot

upper arlington girl: i love you.
by resident of the best June 1, 2010
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a sweet band from Williamstown NJ.
currently recording their EP in Poughkeepsie NY with Goot. (as of 8/13/08)
check them out.
www.myspace.com/almostarlington
Dude! Almost Arlington's singer is so sick! The way he belts those tunes out! Hot damn!
by TRBMan August 13, 2008
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Small town right outside of Memphis, TN. Good schools but full of kids who will judge you if you have a freckle out of place. Close-knit community with events at the square and a rich history. Churches are packed on Sunday mornings and afterwards so is Kroger- the only thing there. Everyone basically knows everyone... and everything they do.
I would go out tonight but I'm afraid anyone from Arlington, TN will see me and personally make sure my parents find out.
by sigh. December 4, 2010
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A suburb outside of Boston, known for very little. Lexington, MA boasts their historical background, while all Arlington has to show is the Jason Russell House and a Kneeling Native American Statue. The town has also recently been exploited through a recently taped Made episode, as well as Dane Cook's Tourgasm. Dane Cook is from Arlington.

Arlington High School is the clever name of the town's public school system. All the sports teams from the school are known as the Spy Ponders, named after a pond in the town. Unfortunately, there is no high school debate team to carry the name "The Spy Ponderers." Supposedly there is drug problem there. There is no evidence yet that has proven aforementioned belief true. Plus, Prop 2 was passed, so deal with it.

The town itself is overwhelmingly boring, so people usually resort to having drug and alcohol parties as the only form of entertainment. People want an Anna's Taquiera to be built in Arlington, but town officials believe it will suck the quaintness out of the town like a McDonald's or a Self-Serve Gas Station, both of which are not allowed in the town. On a similar note Arlington had a gun store for a long time. It may still be there, but the mystery of the existence of the store is the town's only tourist attraction.

The town is mainly of Irish and Italian descent, explaining why the Arlington Police logs feature fantastic entries such as "a man reported that another man killed him in the back of the leg seven days earlier." However, there is a restaurant called Mr. Sushi that acts as the Japanese Embassy.

Overall, Arlington is a town filled with old people, Dunkin' Donuts, 50 pizza places, a sex offender or two, and a bunch of Irish-Italians. Your typical slice from the American pie.
Arlington, MA is just outside the bubble of sanity that is Boston.
by OJs Wimp Son January 2, 2009
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