applesauce person

A retard

"Look at that applesauce person lmao"

by A mentally disabled person March 25, 2017

Scrape Your Applesauce

A sexual technique involving placing hot and cold applesauce on a person's private parts and scraping it off with a kitchen scraper.

If you ask nicely I will scrape your applesauce.

by November 29, 2020

ghetto applesauce

Cheap hard Cider often found in a brown a brown paper bag or in boxed wine form. In the boxed wine form, the box is immediately discarded in the street and the bag is slapped until emptied.

Shaquanda demaded we scoop some ghetto applesauce to get crunk as hell for the party.

by ThatGuy895 June 30, 2015

Crunchy Applesauce

Crunchy Applesauce is a word you say when you stub your toe ect... it can also mean applesauce that is chunky and crunchy.

Person: *stubs toe* Crunchy Applesauce!

by Banana T September 15, 2018

drippin’ in applesauce

Slang for someone who owns a lot of apple products.

Jason owns an iPhone, Apple Watch, AirPods,iPad, Apple Pen, iMac, HomePod, and Apple TV. He’s drippin’ in applesauce

by Taylor June March 23, 2022

applesauce

The act of having anal sex with a person (usually of american heritage) while covered in applesauce.

Guy 1: * sees a hot girl walk by*
Guy 1: oof id like to applesauce her
Guy 2: damn you into some weird shit.

by justdrankclorox August 27, 2018

Applesauce

An apple puree with organic apples and ascorbic acid.

Sofia loved to make her famous Applesauce filled cupcakes.

by Sollyano November 3, 2022