Apodoca 

A homosexual act in which a man sits on another mans face and have the other man lick is sweet salty chode.

Wow you wear whitie tightys everyday? May i intrest you in an Apodoca?

Apodoca by BurnItAll June 10, 2008

Michael Apodaca 

A lazy PE teacher who is always on his fucking Laptop.

Look at that rock.. that’s how Michael Apodaca acts like.

Michael Apodaca by ⌘Ψ☊ᶗ☈⍣⋘ ™ December 7, 2017

apoocalypse 

A devastating explosion of excrement.

Wow, have you seen the apoocalypse in the third floor toilets? Is it the HR department holding another dirty protest?' 'No, it's that new contractor from Wilmslow. The cleaners have put up a new sign in the toilet saying "Please leave these facilities in the condition that you would wish to find them", and he took it literally.'

apoocalypse by cuksocker December 18, 2010

apolocalypse 

The derailment and complete destruction of a train carrying an entire polo team as well as the horses.

The four horsemen of the apolocalypse never saw it coming.

apolocalypse by Solasystym March 4, 2010

Apodacalypse 

The end of days, post apocalypse, the last Apodaca emerges from hiding, patiently awaiting the right moment where all doucebags, scumbags, and the worthless are at their weakest. In the beginning, if God created light, then in the end, I will create darkness.

Young Preist: The Apodacalypse is near.
Old Preist: Let us pray.

Apodacalypse by TrentsXWife March 18, 2011

apoocalypse 

When a baby's diaper is not able to handle the job and it gets everywhere.

Oh no! Little roger had an apoocalypse all the way up the back of his neck. Errk. Tag! Your turn!

apoocalypse by tired_dad September 25, 2018

Apoocalypse 

A pandemic toilet paper shortage.

During the apoocalypse of 2020 I resorted to using Chipotle napkins to wipe my ass.

Apoocalypse by Hilbe October 9, 2021