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Can be easily contracted by chapter 15 of the DECA 1 book! ANPOCS (sounding like an STD) Stands for

Approach the customer
Needs (determine needs of customer)
Product presentation
Objections (handle)
Close the sale
Suggestive selling
I partied so hard this weekend I got the ANPOCS and didnt even know it! Damn.

I like to hand out the ANPOCS to anyone who walks in my store (and I dont even tell em i have it). Im such a gentlemen

Instead of Free Hugs i give Free ANPOCS
ANPOCS by YaaaMMMoOOOyaAAAmMMMMNO! November 26, 2011
Acronym for "A Number Pulled Out Of My Ass". It's what results when you PANOOMA. Used in any context where you have to come up with a number but don't have the time or inclination to actually do the work to figure out what the real number is.
"I told him it was 37%, but that was just ANPOOMA."
ANPOOMA by RantingNerd November 2, 2009

Anpornarian

Someone that doesn't watch pornography.
Friend says to other friend "hey bro check out this hottie having sex" while pointing at his laptop.

Other friend says " no thanks bro I'm a ANPORNARIAN
Anpornarian by Saxirobski September 2, 2015
A word originated on 2/21/2018 F.S. Feb 21/2018. When someone fell asleep surprised.
He anpoex again, poor guy he'll wake up surprised too!
anpoex by Qwert13 May 7, 2018
When a asian kid decides to get a band but sucks at it. His fans call him a gay fucker and they leave
Anpop was the worst band ever
Anpop by Ohhhhhhj December 4, 2019
When a asian kid decides to get a band but sucks at it. His fans call him a gay fucker and they leave
Anpop was the worst band ever
Anpop by Ohhhhhhj December 4, 2019