Anyone who is a GOP spokespig who permanently menstruates and has never made a valid point in all her years on the planet. She has no real job other than "author", which she feels puts her in a unique place to spout off witless ejaculations and make nonsensical claims about politics. In her book, she may claim to be a Libertarian, but still think that America should be the iron fist of the world which is as anti-Libertarian a stance as possible. Basically, an Ann Coulter is an anti-freedom pig who when asked about the idiocies in the Republican Party, will point the finger at a Kennedy either 1000 miles away or 50 years in the past.
Did you see that nasty pig Jane today? She was saying that religious freedom, freedom of speech, and the other things our country was built on should be thrown out! What an Anne Coulter!
by Half February 12, 2005
Anne Coulter is verbal masterbation.
Boy, if you keep on a lying like that, you'll grow hairy palms and long blonde hair.
by K-CR March 28, 2005
As Al Franken says...
"The reigning diva of the hysterical right. Or rather, the hysterical diva of the reigning right" In other words, the epitomy of all that I hate about the republican party
Everyone should read Lies and the Lying Liars who tell them
by yeah, it's me May 01, 2005
Ann Coulter is my mother, who ruined my life simply by giving birth to me. Because of her genetics, I look exactly like her. I cannot leave the house without a paper bag over my head, because the mere sight of my hideousness causes even the most sensible of people to instinctively throw rocks at me or run away in terror. Children burst into tears when they see me.
I was not married by the time I was fifteen, as I'm so repugnant, which caused my father to send me off to a convent. I was routinely rebuked for singing and being late to dinner. Then I died.
"Billy, you really shouldn't come play at my house. My mother has a habit of raping 12 year old boys."
by Naijeta March 27, 2005
Correctly spelled "Ann Coulter" (though this name has been locked by the UD webmaster). She's a hilarious political pundit that apparently offends people. I don't see why, because she's hilarious and entertaining in a "mental patient" kind of way.

Whenever Coulter is on your TV, rest assured that you're in for a good laugh when she tries to "discuss" something.

I can't see how people can take her seriously, since she's more of a self-parody of a Republican pundit than an actual commentator. Even a high school debate club member could debunk her. Flameing her only gives her credibility.
NOTE: Anyone who actually defends (Ann)Anne Coulter is probably trolling.
Is Ann Coulter on? Awesome! I need a good laugh.
by Doc Mama March 15, 2005
Term given to one who displays outrageous and/or theatrical behavior or appearance simply to shock. Such figures manage to even sway a few (or many) believers as if there was something profound to the performance. Alice Cooper and Marilyn Manson are two predecessors.
"Dude", I was just doin' an anne coulter. Get off your knees and quit prostrating before me!"
by Michelle Mybell March 28, 2005
Right Wing Pin-Up Girl.

All you need is a pretty face to keep the herd in towing the party line. Facts and social awareness are unneccesary when you have blonde hair and the beef-folk to shepherd (See Vietnam War and Canada).

Self assuredness will often pass as logic, wisdom and most defiantly 'Fact'.
"I don't care what she is saying or who she is obeying, she's one hot mamma. Them Democrats is all funky faced eedyots"
by Stoogie March 14, 2005
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