Meat Grinder

An extremely controlling woman in a relationship. Will make you lose your manhood. 9/10 times it is a close friend.

Person 1: she is so hot.
Person 2: yea but she never lets me go out.
Person 1: sounds like a meat grinder.

by Aguywhosbeenthere April 9, 2012

Meat Grinder

A girl that takes a lot of dick.

Omg have you heard how much dick Serena has taken. She's such a meat grinder.

by XOXOGOSSIPGIRL May 2, 2015

Meat Grinder

A meat grinder is a childhood game that I used to play with my friends. One person goes at a time, you pull down your pants and shake your weiner and balls and make them slap the sides of your leg. The person who has the loudest "slap" wins, simple as that which means they have the biggest man weiner and balls. The other game is when you call someone out to do a meat grinder where ever they are. It will make anyone laugh, even fat chicks.

"Hey you won't"
"Do I need to do a meat grinder to make you happy?"
"Oh man, that slap made my boftt jiggle."

by Meat Grinder Champ February 16, 2009

Meat Grinder

This is the name for the sexual position that entails a girl giving a guy oral sex while he is straddling her neck. While she is busy sucking the guy's dick, the guy then proceeds to shit on her neck or chest.

Person 1 "Did you here that Jimmy took a shit on his girlfriend's neck this weekend while she was giving him a blowjob?"

Person 2 "Oh, you mean they did the meat grinder!"

Person 1 "Meat grinder, what is that?"

Person 2 "The meat grinder is when you are fucking a girl's face and you defecate on her neck."

by OrthoDocs May 8, 2009

Meat Grinder

The act of imagining ones penis going through a meat grinder in order to counter-act the effect of sexual stimulus, therefore reducing an erection.
Often used in public situations when not wanting it to become awkward at the sight of your stiffy.

Person with erected phallus :

'hey Ed i've got such a hard on over Mrs.Mullen, she is such a MILF'

Ed:
'dude i know! but quick, you'll have to meat grinder it'

by Really No-one Special April 15, 2010

meat grinder

a blow job given by a girl with braces

damn man, that chick with the headgear gave me the hugest meat grinder last night.

by Teddy June 5, 2004

meat grinder

1. Front battle lines of a conventional war.
2. A neighborhood with a high homicide rate.

Private Snuffy is heading back to the meat grinder with his unit.

by Blowfish July 23, 2005