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A trailer trash hick who got big boobs, married a billionaire oil lord aged about 90, and went into the Guinness World Records book for the biggest age difference in a wedding. When her husband died she pretended to care and inherited millions of dollars which should have been given to whoever was in his will before she came along.

Recently died of a drug overdose. I know I speak for a majority of people when I say I feel no sympathy whatsoever towards her. But it is unfortunate for her young baby who will have one interesting and depressing upbringing.
*Anna Nicole Smith* - ooh look at me im going to do drugs because i think it makes me looks cool (dies)

*rest of world* - LOL
by MrSlideways February 09, 2007
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A voluptuous blonde pill-popping trainwreck who has her own television special that is about as painful to watch as a colonoscopy. A former Guess? model.
Is that Anna Nicole Smith's son? Poor kid, if that was my mom, I'd kick my own ass.
by noelle March 28, 2003
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2.
Code word for Xanax.
Dude, stop calling my celly asking me for Xanax! Don't you know the fucking pigs are tapping my phone? Next time, just say you need to hang out with anna nicole smith, ya doofus. Save that overly obvious telephone terminology for when you're calling a sketch pad.
by hecktor dangus May 22, 2009
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well she is a dead person.
Anna Nicole Smith is dead.
by hlfahfdehgfwehjgvsdfghjdfs February 08, 2007
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A gold digger who married some old tycoon and inherited 250 million dollars when he died. She even put on quite a drama during the family court dispute with the oldest son over the money.
Anna Nichole Smith sure is putting that old man's hard-earned money to some use. Holding lavish parties and squandering it on useless shit while the real inheritors shake their heads with shame.
by AYB May 29, 2003
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A dumb but cute bisexual hick from Texas who got pregnant by the age of 16 or so, became a stripper then married a rich old guy (who passed away)... she became depressed over the fact that she wouldn't be inheriting the old dudes money, started comfort eating, and eventually became a pill popping, obese slut.

However she decieded she wanted to get laid, so she became a spokeswoman for a diet pill company which secretly put her through several plastic surgeries for her to lose all that lard. Now is skinny, became a model and is semi-retarded from all the drugs she has taken.

I think I speak for the rest of the world when I say: I pity her son and wish him the best...
Like my boddddy? Trim Spa baby! *cheesy smile*
by lovezit April 07, 2005
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what is that a Cow on valium?

oh it's Anna Nicole Smith
mooooooooooo moooooooooo mooooooooooooo
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What happens to a stripper when they graduate.
Anna Nicole Smith will pay a bro fo sho my fellow black emporer.
by anon March 04, 2005
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