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analtoaster 

A popular meme page on Instagram created by Tory Shay. The main draw of the page was the interactions by the admin to her followers that made the account feel personal. The page has since been sold to another content creator who now currently runs the account. The page has been highly criticized since the changing, citing lazy admin, boring memes, ban happy admin etc.
Person 1: Analtoaster sucks since Tory left
Person 2: yeah, the current admin blocks everybody that criticizes her
analtoaster by Mike Wasowski101 October 14, 2019
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Mustafa Camel Analtürk

Mustafa Camel Analtürk is the national hero of the Turks and the founder of the Republic of Turkey without forgetting his tireless efforts in humanitarian work when the Ottoman Empire was already in decline, for instance he took good care of Assyrians and Greeks and of course, nullified the Armenian genocide trials right from the start because no such a thing had ever happened, it was just a lamentable misunderstanding due to the fact that every year the turkey as a species suffers genocide just before Thanksgiving because of murderous infidels - just ask another honest humanist Reset Kebab Erdoğan about it, he knows that it wasn't the first large-scale genocide in the 20th century as foreigners falsely claim, or like journalist Hrant Dink claimed, also the majority of Turks know this truth but unfortunately ignorant foreigners do not.
"Mustafa Camel Analtürk is the national hero of the Turks and the founder of the Republic of Turkey."

Analtoots 

When you receive anal, and then she farts on your dick.
Dude last night night I gave Julia anal and she gave analtoots and now my dick smells like farts.
Analtoots by Analtoots4life January 28, 2017

analtality 

Analtality:

1. a disaster resulting in death by anal intercourse.
2. a death resulting from such an occurrence: a rise in brutal analtalities.
3. an exaggerated account of anal intercourse: she suffered an analtality when I performed anal sex on her.
a. She died as a result of analtality during an extreme session of anal intercourse.

b. Teenage analtality is at an all time high as more young teenagers are experimenting in anal intercourse without proper lubrication and training.

c. Some sex toy manufactorers have "no liability" statements on their product packagings, protecting them from any analtalities that may result from use of their oversized anal toys.
analtality by DanielPatterson July 20, 2008

Analtactical 

Andrew- "I am feeling very analtactical today"
(Pronounced Ain-Hail)
To inhale something through your asshole.
1. -"The soccer team seems to be rather tired tonight."
-"I don't think they are anhaling properly."

2. -"Do you think if I anhaled that cocaine I could get high faster?"
-"Fuck yeah!"

3. -"AHHHH I'm sufficating!!!"
-"Just anhale. You will be ok."
Anhale by Klumbs September 25, 2009

Analtation 

a forceful diarrhea explosion from ones ass after anal sex.
The toilet bowl had chunks of crap left in it due too my explosive analtation.
Analtation by Cdog0106 November 13, 2019