Angry Hamster

When a girl is sucking you off and she scratches your cock with her front teeth.

Sion: Dude some bitch gave me an angry hamster last night!
Jesse: OMFG that must of fucking killed!!

by emosheep May 5, 2011

angry hamster

When you're mad at your boyfriend so you blow another dude, then keep his jizz in your cheeks like a hamster. Then, you go back to your manwhore and make out with him, giving him some of your hamster load.

Daquain didn't buy me the right type of ice cream so I went to the club and gave him an angry hamster when I got back.

by Steffaninja June 23, 2017

Angry hamster

The above statement is not correct. The angry hamster is when ur in a fight with ur bf. So as a revenge u start sucking off another dude then pretend tot swallow but actually saving his Jizz in your cheeks like a hamster. Then you walk up to your bf and make out with him.

That bitch didnt get me the extra McRib so I pulled an angry hamster on his ass.

by Carla from dorset April 4, 2017