Sion: Dude some bitch gave me an angry hamster last night!
Jesse: OMFG that must of fucking killed!!
Jesse: OMFG that must of fucking killed!!
by emosheep March 26, 2011
When you're mad at your boyfriend so you blow another dude, then keep his jizz in your cheeks like a hamster. Then, you go back to your manwhore and make out with him, giving him some of your hamster load.
Daquain didn't buy me the right type of ice cream so I went to the club and gave him an angry hamster when I got back.
by Steffaninja June 23, 2017
The above statement is not correct. The angry hamster is when ur in a fight with ur bf. So as a revenge u start sucking off another dude then pretend tot swallow but actually saving his Jizz in your cheeks like a hamster. Then you walk up to your bf and make out with him.
by Carla from dorset April 4, 2017