Angry Pirate

The face you make in a picture taken when you are to drunk to remember or to drunk to care that you shouldn't be in the picture anyways.

-Did You drink last night?

-Oh yeah, check out my angry pirate face on facebook.

by Charlie Hustle II November 27, 2010

Angry Pirate

When you're fuckin a chick, pull it out and shoot it in her eye and then kick her in the shin. She then limps around the room covering her eye.

I was doin this chick the other night and I made her an angry pirate.

by Pipes March 17, 2004

Angry Pirate

When someone with a hook shaped penis gives anal sex to another person angrily.

I gave her the Angry Pirate last night! I smashed her Arrrrrrrsehole

by Tek Tonic January 22, 2019

Angry Pirate

Girl is giving you blowjob but you tell her you don't want to finish her mouth (play the nice guy angle). Instead, you hold her head close as you finish in her eye (right eye preferable). As she stumbling around like a drunken hobo, you kick her in the shins really hard. As you're running away, peek over your left shoulder. If you've done everything right, you should see an angry pirate!
Yargh! I gave your sister the old angry pirate last night!

That hummer I got from my gf y'day was sooooooo amazing, I squirted in her face by accident. Then to cover it up I gave her an angry pirate.

by Timbck June 22, 2014

Angry Pirate

To ejaculate into someone's eye, and to kick them in the shin as they attempt to clean it out with something so that they hop on one leg cover their eye and yell like a pirate.

" dude I angry pirated her last night!, it was awesome! "

by XodusFate December 14, 2014

Angry Pirate

When you are getting head from a girl and before you cum you shoot your jizz in her eye so she covers her eye and makes an arrrrrgh sound. then you kick her in the shin so she's hopping. then lastly you bend one of her index fingers so she has a hook. no here's the point where you laugh and leave.

i shot this girl all in her eye and kicked her hard in the leg and bent her finger and laughed hysterically she thought it was mean.

by chris February 25, 2005

Angry Pirate

1. A man eating SHRUB commonly found in YOUR BACK YARD.

2. When you are getting a blow job... and you cum in her eye and kick her in the SHIN

3. COMPLETELY OBLITERATE THE OTHER TEAM

Definitions 1 + 2

-Son: DAD! Look at that ANGRY PIRATE. i think it's coming for you!!!!

-Dad: OH SHIT

Definition 3.

-team 3:Blown'd

by Kixk toppa hata in your balls January 21, 2008