Top Definition
A sex act where in the male lies on his back with the woman on top. While she's in the throes of pleasure, he removes an oyster from under the pillow and breaks it open on the side of her head.

After she leaves the apartment, he pushes all the furniture together to make a dam.
That insane hobo used to be a corporate VP before Phil performed an Angry Otter on her and made her have a stroke.
by Jaroferic May 25, 2011

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