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Angel of the Morning 

A particularly curved, solid bowel movement that, while exiting the anus, "reaches around" and makes contact with an outer area of one of your butt cheeks before breaking off and falling into the toilet bowl.
Sally: "Why did you use the whole roll of toilet paper this morning?"

Mitch: "Because I laid down an Angel of the Morning, sadly."

Sally: "Ahh, it touched your cheek before leaving you, eh?"

Mitch: "Quite."

Sally: "Jolly. Let's east scones and sing."
Angel of the Morning by rondefebo November 29, 2011
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Angel of the Morninged 

verb; To leave a lover's residence, post-coitus, (presumably after a one-night stand) while he or she is sleeping.

This expression makes reference to the 1968 song performed by Merillee Rush & the Turnabouts: "Angel of the Morning".
"We were pretty drunk; we had sex; his snoring annoyed me, so I totally Angel of the Morninged him."