analbation

A sexual act where a man sticks is cock into a womans ass, and then reaches into her vagina, grabs hold of his cock through her vaginal tissue and masturbates until ejaculation

Last night, I was having anal sex with my girlfriend but couldn't get off, so I tried analbation

by Harryb85 December 13, 2007

analbate

The act of mastrubating in your anal cavity

Jeff:Dude, I'm starting to get tired of just plain old mastrubating

Tim: do what I do, I analbate!

by keith oristed March 30, 2008

analbate

to masturbate your anal cavities. Another words, to shove something up your ass and get off.

Timbok's so tired of masturbating the normal way, so he decided to stick a foreign object up his ass and analbate.

by NwestJagsfan March 12, 2007

Self-Analbation

The act off putting your own penis in your own rectum.

I found Matt performing self-analbation in his room the other night.

by Johnn Doey June 12, 2010

Analbating

The act of being overly up tight to the point of annoying the other person.

Peter: Honey, that chicken giblets dinner was delicious.
Sally: Yeah yeah, now put your dirty dishes away.
Peter: Honey, I will, just let me finish watching this episode of Southpark... Burrrrrp.
Sally: Why are you always so lazy!
Sally: And why is your dirty fork touching the table cloth!!!
Peter: Oh for fuck sake! Stop analbating all day long. Go knit me a new sweater or put the kids to bed!

by Ben_Dover_Nao June 4, 2012