Aliens 

People from outerspace. Generally peace loving and wise, they've come to Earth because we've got velcro and they love that shit

I've got some Aliens living in my basement

Aliens by Quicksand Jesus May 2, 2004

Aliens 

Far out dudes that love some good kush. Can be often seen flyin around in their saucerz stoned af looking for some dank weed that humans crop. Their language consists of 'Ayy' and "lmao' said in varying lengths and tones.

Bro 1: Yo dude I'm so high I'm talking to aliens
Bro 2: Nah man they're trying to steal your joint

Aliens by Lusturr October 28, 2016

Aliens did it

A cop out, bullshit ending or rehash.

As made famous by Steven Spielberg and George Lucas in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Probably used in a time of panic and under the influence of both alcohol and a myriad of illegal substances.

George: "Are we sure we want to make a new Indie movie, I mean the guys not as fit as he used to be and those are classic films?"

Steven: "How else are we gonna fund our habit?"

George: "I'm just struggling with an ending, that's all"

Steven: "Aliens did it."

George: " You haven't read the script..."

Aliens did it by jMiR89 February 21, 2011

channeling aliens 

A lighthearted and subtly derisive expression used to point out a sudden and profound shift in a person’s behavior, when someone does something entirely out of character.

Suddenly, after a lifetime of being late to everything, I found myself arriving solidly fifteen minutes early to all of my appointments, so I began to imagine I may be just one of the many folks who are channeling aliens!

channeling aliens by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2021

Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens 

Three things that are not scary at all. Despite this, all of the above are by-far scarier than paranormal activity, which is the lowest form of human entertainment. Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens can be fun in certain situations , no-ones debating that, but scary, no.

dudet: Vampires are sexy and scary! Do you think?...

dude: No. In fact, I think you're a f*cking idiot for thinking so..

dudet: Jeeze, next thing you know you'll be saying zombies and aliens are not scary..

dude: Eghh!...

Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens .. not scary at all

Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens by xbluefirexv December 29, 2012

aliens 

Something that stupid people say don't exist

Out of over 1 billion planets in the universe I would think more than one has aliens on it.

aliens by Spikesy September 6, 2008

googling aliens 

When you get so high that you cannot function normally, and are relegated to a late night searching about aliens, ufos, conspiracy theories and the like online.

why didn't you warn me about those edibles! I was googling aliens because of you!

googling aliens by UncleEllesmere November 27, 2017