American Handshake

The act of shaking hands, where one party holds on to the hand while punching the other in the face, while still shaking.

After greeting his old boss, he gave him an American Handshake.

American Handshake by Donavn Murdoc July 15, 2009

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All American Handshake

During intercourse after you have inserted the penis, you insert your hand and grasp the penis and beat yourself off till completion inside of her.

"Yesterday night I was banging this of-age women and I gave her the good Ol' All American Handshake. Roll Tide!"

All American Handshake by TheRealAllAmerican August 16, 2023

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americian handshake

a form of rape. between the same sexes. mainly men

guy 1. "man, i spent the night in prison and got gang raped!"

guy 2. "oh, they gave you the americian handshake!"

americian handshake by Dave583 January 2, 2008

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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