A customer who thinks that all websites should adopt Amazon's sales tactics, such as free 2-day shipping on anything they buy. (Alludes to Amazon brainwashing people into thinking that all websites should offer what they offer).
This Amazombie gave my online store a bad rating because he thinks he shouldn't have to pay for shipping!
by Shopkeeper August 10, 2017
A shopping personality disorder; A person who relies on Internet shopping sites for all purchases. A person who becomes a shut in waiting for overnight deliveries. A person who never steps into a shopping mall when they know they can order anything online.
"Bob is a total Amazombie, he ordered a mountain bike online."
"Claire is such an Amazombie, she considers the delivery people as her personal shoppers."
"Claire is such an Amazombie, she considers the delivery people as her personal shoppers."
by FarFromThinken July 17, 2009
My daughter-in-law is an Amazombie. On some days, she receives 10 or 12 separate shipments through Amazon Prime.
by Bambi Bonay July 27, 2016
An employee of Jeff Bezos's online Wal-Mart. Commonly seen in shambling around Lake Union, or in any Seattle Whole Foods, moaning about their first world problems. Gets paid 6 figures for a job a high schooler could do. Typically a supervisor with no concept of reality, or a socially inept code-monkey. Treats everyone around them like slaves, and berates them for "Terrible customer service" when they fail to live up to impossible expectations .
Jim used to be cool, but he turned into a complete amazombie after he got hired as Assistant Word Salad Supervisor.
by BarfBench February 10, 2015