A superficial, shallow, person who only cares about themselves. Looks at her/himself in the mirror every chance they get. Judge people inside and out. Who love putting people down to make themselves feel better. Talks great about themselves and terrible about others. Oh and also finds friends exboyfriends attractive
by narcson January 29, 2016
Alyson's are usually physco! They always crave attention. Be careful with Alysons because they become hella obsessed with you or anyone who associates with you. She uses sex and mental illness as a weapon.
by Slimthugyoungin November 7, 2015
Someone (female) who is amazing/exciting in the bedroom.
A girl who appears sweet and naive at first but turns out to be very sexy.
A girl who can take you by surprise at any given moment.
A girl who appears sweet and naive at first but turns out to be very sexy.
A girl who can take you by surprise at any given moment.
Geoff: So how did it go with that girl last night?
Dave: Well the night started out kinda boring at first but then she turned out to be a real alyson!
Geoff: Score!
Dave: Well the night started out kinda boring at first but then she turned out to be a real alyson!
Geoff: Score!
by Myyyke March 6, 2007
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boss: hey, can you file this for me?
jack: i don't know how.
boss: alright you take a break, and get steve to do it.
jack: file this.
steve: you bitch. you pull an alyson and i get stuck with the fucking work.
jack: i don't know how.
boss: alright you take a break, and get steve to do it.
jack: file this.
steve: you bitch. you pull an alyson and i get stuck with the fucking work.
by richard2000 July 6, 2006
hypochondriac, one who fakes physical injury in order to avoid the tasks that everyone else around her is doing.
don't be such an alyson, just do it.
by deltronforce August 8, 2008