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aluminum foil

Used by skateboarders (who get videotaped by their friends doing jumps off of staircases and face-plants into the concrete floor below) as a replacement for chewing gum. The more fillings you have in your teeth, the better it tastes.
Dude! I can chew aluminum foil and skateboard at the same time! *face-plant splat!*
aluminum foil by SupposedAdult June 18, 2006

Aluminum Foil Day 

A day that takes place on May 13, every year. People around the world don they're armor, and swords.
Loser trying to be cool- "Why are you wearing Aluminum foil? Paranoid much?"
Me - "Uh, your a Nubcake , its Aluminum Foil Day
Aluminum Foil Day by KUNZE May 13, 2008

retard in aluminum foil 

What a lady's knight in shining armor becomes when she really gets to know him.
I thought he was my knight in shining armor. Turns out, he was just a retard in aluminum foil!

purple piece of aluminum foil 

A really cool and hot person, typically the girlfriend of a hot guy
“Woah that girl is totally a purple piece of aluminum foil!”

blue piece of aluminum foil

Super sexy girl, typically has a super sexy boyfriend
“Woah!!!!!!!! That guy totally has a blue piece of aluminum foil for a girlfriend!”

Loser in Aluminium Foil 

1. What seems to be a great guy, but is actually the complete opposite.

2. A poor imitation of a soulmate/awesome guy.

Derived from the phrase:

"My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil"
Marquesa: I don't know why she's still dating him.

Calpurnia: I know, he's just a loser in aluminium foil.