aluminum foil

A commonly used wrapping substance. It is often used by broke potheads to make a new smoking device in times of need.

Man, I broke my pipe last night! I had to go find some aluminum foil!

aluminum foil by Pansy Parkinson May 21, 2006

aluminum foil

Used by skateboarders (who get videotaped by their friends doing jumps off of staircases and face-plants into the concrete floor below) as a replacement for chewing gum. The more fillings you have in your teeth, the better it tastes.

Dude! I can chew aluminum foil and skateboard at the same time! *face-plant splat!*

aluminum foil by SupposedAdult June 18, 2006

Aluminum Foil Day 

A day that takes place on May 13, every year. People around the world don they're armor, and swords.

Loser trying to be cool- "Why are you wearing Aluminum foil? Paranoid much?"
Me - "Uh, your a Nubcake , its Aluminum Foil Day

Aluminum Foil Day by KUNZE May 13, 2008

retard in aluminum foil 

What a lady's knight in shining armor becomes when she really gets to know him.

I thought he was my knight in shining armor. Turns out, he was just a retard in aluminum foil!

retard in aluminum foil by sweetnsassi February 20, 2010

purple piece of aluminum foil 

A really cool and hot person, typically the girlfriend of a hot guy

“Woah that girl is totally a purple piece of aluminum foil!”

purple piece of aluminum foil by eggyo December 4, 2022

blue piece of aluminum foil

Super sexy girl, typically has a super sexy boyfriend

“Woah!!!!!!!! That guy totally has a blue piece of aluminum foil for a girlfriend!”

blue piece of aluminum foil by eggyo December 11, 2022

Loser in Aluminium Foil 

1. What seems to be a great guy, but is actually the complete opposite.

2. A poor imitation of a soulmate/awesome guy.

Derived from the phrase:

"My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil"

Marquesa: I don't know why she's still dating him.

Calpurnia: I know, he's just a loser in aluminium foil.

Loser in Aluminium Foil by TeapotOfKarma April 14, 2009