altered ego

when someone deludes themselves about the effect they have on people for so long, that they believe it

Jeff is convinced that all his exes will never get over him and are miserable- but that is only his altered ego talking-if he knew they were all happier without him, he'd be crushed

by Meadow Soprano October 28, 2005

altering the boy

term common among Catholic priest and used to describe the process of sodomizing a young acolyte as an initiation into the service of the priest and (and this is a purely incidental benefit) for the base sexual gratification of the priest.

the process of altering a young boys future by initiating him into homo-erotic behavior

what your uncle did to your cousin

Aunt Tittie: Cousin Johnny sure is an odd young man. He has so many nervous tics and habits.

Aunt Vaggie: What a shame and after Father Dicklicker spent soooo much time with him.

Aunt Tittie (light bulb above her head): Oh my, do you think Fr. Dicklicker was altering the boy?

by drpoonandtheteenangels August 28, 2009

alter ego

Someone you're usually not.

My alter ego's name is "Hunky Dory", and he's a social kind of guy, meanwhile, I'm a shy person.

by SuperSonicX April 14, 2005

Alter-Negro

When you find someone who could be your twin, except that they are black and you are white

"Did you see that black guy walk past us"
"Yeah, he looked almost exactly like you, he could have been your alter-negro"

by Kdude47 April 24, 2008

Alter Bridge

The only good rock band actually...

Unfortunately they don't get so much credit because people prefer to listen to crappy emo music like Fall Out Boy or crappy poser metal bands like Avenged Sevenfold and Bullet For My Valentine...

Alter Bridge has great vocals, great musician, great lyrics, great everything.

by DreamEvil888 January 16, 2011

Alter boy

A prepubescent male used by the clergy as a semen depository.

That alter boy is such a hard worker, old Father Seamus had virtually filled him to the brim.

by Cludgyspanklips October 31, 2019

alter emo

The alter emo is the freedom to express your emotions without restorting to depressive ways of the EMO kid.
The alter emo is a mix of goth, punk, & skate...minus the negativity surrounding the aforementioned styles. The alter emo wears designer clothes & accessories. In addition to the black they are fearless when adding colour;on hair, nails, clothing, etc. THe alter emo is typically contemporary & fashion forward with respect to the traditional emo look of heavy eyeliner, tight clothing & studded belts. Generally the alter emo protrays the emo look but has a less depressing attitude towards life, family & friends. They arent old school like many have been made to believe. They use blogs not diaries. They own the lastest tech toys & enjoy retro & modern music alike. the alter emo is not strictly vegan nor suicidal.
The alter emo doesnt lose credibility for actually having money, living in a suburban area, living with parents & for being straight edge.

xxkill.h.erxx:"what do you think of the new chick"
nercomant!c:"the black & green dreadlocks are sweet"
xxkill.h.erxx:" but did you see her wrists?"
xxkill.h.erxx:"she sucks at suicide"
nercomant!c:"no she's just being emo."
xxkill.h.erxx:" alter emo's dont do that."

by LUSIA July 13, 2006