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Alone(ness)

The act of standing out through your actions in a negative (i.e; stupid/foolish) way. Being deemed 'alone' and 'knowing what you are'. Being so 'alone', you eminate 'aloneness'.
Here are some examples of the words 'alone' and 'alone(ness)', and how they can be used in a sentence.

When you're at a party and you're the only one dancing, 'you are alone'. When you tell a joke and nobody laughs, 'you are alone'. When you see only one loud and crazy person in a group of sane people, 'they alone'. Just look at them, nod affirmatively, and know to yourself that--

"they know what they are.."

A lot of other things are 'alone' too. The presidential campaign 2008 is kind of 'alone' (especially McCain). President Bush is VERY 'alone'. Reality TV is 'alone' (and you all know it), and so on and so on.. By now you get the point, 'know what I am', and now share in my 'aloneness'.

Example 1: "Jerome! Would you stop bein' 'alone' with yo friends and help my ass out over here with these dishes!? That little boy 'knows what he is' with his 'aloneness'.."

Example 2: "I felt her 'aloneness' as soon as she entered the room.. 'She knows what she is', and yet she continues to be 'alone'. I just don't get it.."

(You know what you are for reading all of this. But I'm sure there is someone out there in the world who is more alone than you are. Gives ya something to think about now, does it?)
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aloneless 

The absense of the alone state. Or not alone. Someone is always with you.
Aloneless is poetic tongue in cheek word play that mocks the state of aloneness or loneliness. Using "alone" and "less", words that are subtractive in nature. But when joined together, not only are the words no longer alone, the new word literally means "not alone" and the previously subtractive connotation is obliterated.
aloneless by hamshanks November 23, 2023

aloneless 

The absense of the alone state. Or not alone. Someone is always with you.
Aloneless is poetic tongue in cheek word play that mocks the state of aloneness or loneliness. Using "alone" and "less", words that are subtractive in nature. But when joined together, not only are the words no longer alone, the new word literally means "not alone" and the previously subtractive connotation is obliterated.
aloneless by hamshanks November 23, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026