It is supposed to mean "nearly" or "not quite", but alot of people would use it too mean "20+ mor minutes". in other words, "almost" can sometimes indicate a delay in a certain action.
"I'm almost finished cutting this man's hair, you're next!!"
20 minutes later:
"Dude, you told me 20 minutes earlier that you was almost done cutting this man's hair! WTF!!??!!!"
"sorry. I'm done now"
20 minutes later:
"Dude, you told me 20 minutes earlier that you was almost done cutting this man's hair! WTF!!??!!!"
"sorry. I'm done now"
by marcus903 December 19, 2015
1. An average girl you stumble upon that clearly is almost hot, nothing to exciting going on there, just plain and simply, almost hot. This girl is generally still poundable, but wont be receiving a call ever again.
1. Man, that girl was only "Almost Hot".
2. Hey Bro, you gotta have my back tonight I need someone to hook up with my girlfriends best friend, she's "Almost Hot".
2. Hey Bro, you gotta have my back tonight I need someone to hook up with my girlfriends best friend, she's "Almost Hot".
by Framed Final Boss August 17, 2011
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by 21s September 11, 2005
when you need to get in shape but then you say "I'm not that fat I'll wait until I'm fat fat" and eat cheetos instead.
by Peanut butter sculpture June 23, 2017
When a guy and a girl do everything that a dating couple would do, except have sex. This includes:
1. Walking to class together
2. Talking late at night and early in the morning
3. Telling the girl that she looks beautiful everyday
4. Wanting to go to college near each other
5. Spending excessive time together
6. Communicating without talking
1. Walking to class together
2. Talking late at night and early in the morning
3. Telling the girl that she looks beautiful everyday
4. Wanting to go to college near each other
5. Spending excessive time together
6. Communicating without talking
by Lu1u February 28, 2009
Individuals with declining visual and hearing acuity, slowing of cognitive processing, reduced physical capacity and an attitude of entitlement unmatched by any other group. The almost-deads typically prefer warmer climates where they wreak havoc on motorways, consume massive health-care resources and generally burden society until forever silenced by the inevitable icy-cold hand of death.
Yeah, it took 2 hrs to drive 2 fuckin' miles this morning. Seems that a car full of almost-deads did the 'wrong-way thing' entering the highway and crashed head-on into a motor home...shut down BOTH North AND South bound traffic so they could be extracted and life-flighted to the nearest cemetery.
by YAWA February 22, 2020