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2 definitions by /b/vader

 
1.
feeling right at the peek of perfection

antonyms: not hardly alice
Guy:my 21st birthday was almost alice... to bad the stripper didn't give happy endings
by /b/vader March 28, 2010
 
2.
feeling not yourself, feeling less than what you are capable of

antonyms:almost alice
Guy #1: Dude, i feel like im not hardly alice today
Guy #2: Go take a nap you feel better than
by /b/vader March 28, 2010