Almost

It is supposed to mean "nearly" or "not quite", but alot of people would use it too mean "20+ mor minutes". in other words, "almost" can sometimes indicate a delay in a certain action.

"I'm almost finished cutting this man's hair, you're next!!"

20 minutes later:

"Dude, you told me 20 minutes earlier that you was almost done cutting this man's hair! WTF!!??!!!"

"sorry. I'm done now"

by marcus903 December 19, 2015

the almost

A band formed from UnderOATH's Aaron Gillespie.

The Almost's album Southern Weather is out in stores now!

by attractive today June 29, 2007

almost there

The act or state of being near to completion, as in orgasm or a long road trip or even used in surgeryology (the study of words used during a surgery)

"I'M ALMOST THERE!!!", "Were almost there.", "I'm almost there."

by Eric Carter April 2, 2008

Almoster

When something is more almost than another something.

Oh well it's almost St-Patties Day, but it's almoster Friday!

by Guillaume 3D March 10, 2009

The Almost

A person who cannot complete a full repetition of a task. One who is incapable of success of the smallest amounts. One who cannot find a spot in life to call his place.

Tell The Almost to go back to collecting movies.

by Thegreatestoppressor February 1, 2011

Almosting

The syndrome of getting extremely close to realizing prominence or fortune in your chosen artistic pursuit, and through circumstances beyond your control or a because of a seeming twist of cruel fate, finding yourself consigned back to struggle and relative obscurity.

Damn, when that director died on the way to the meeting to get my buddy's script greenlit, that was one of the worst case of almosting I've ever seen.

by Marquismarq February 26, 2020

almost

coulda, shoulda, woulda didn't. you should have fwapped that.

well i almost-
"BULLSHIT. yer such a pussy!"

by Madd Jester September 20, 2003