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Killing all birds with two stones 

Refers to someone (usually a man) who, a lot like the most interesting man in the world from the XX commercials, purports to be able to have grandiose powers and do things that one else can. Can be both positive or negative depending on how the phrase is used. In the positive, it is a compliment to someone's ability; in the negative it is a tongue in cheek statement, that's really meant to slight someone as not being capable of anything like he purports himself to be capable of.
Positive example: Ya, that guy is a real a bulldog. Some people may be able to kill two birds with one stone- but this guy kills all birds with two stones. The ones in his pants.

Negative example: Ya that lawyer doing the commercials on TV, I wouldn't believe shit he says. I mean, he doesn't just kill two birds with one stone. He's killing all birds with two stones. The ones in his pants.

Angry Birds Epic: All Stars-gender 

people who feel like they're Angry Birds Epic: All Stars-gender
i feel like *Angry Birds Epic: All Stars-gender* aaajuniga

All that bullshit's for the birds 

means no one gives a rats ass about what you have to say and its all just jackassery
Grandma: Mikey clean your room!

Mikey: grandma All that bullshit's for the birds im the boss
Allbirds are really comfortable shoes that everyone in Silicon Valley is wearing. People with Allbirds tend to be techy, and are always flying drones and filming technology related reviews on YouTube. When someone wears Allbirds, people comment saying, "Dude are those Allbirds?" and they respond, "Yeah, they're so comfortable" or something like that. When you wear Allbirds, it feels like your wearing a slipper and walking on clouds. Everyone now seems to have them, and they are becoming very popular. My advice, buy a pair.
Guy 1: "What shoes should I buy, ultra boosts or Allbirds?"
Guy 2: "Buy Allbirds, they are so comfortable, and with their new sweat-wicking material, you can wear them sockless!"
Allbirds by lilkirschy January 17, 2019