after we swam in the brisk, cool ocean, she wanted to bang, but then she saw my alien dick...it was very embarrasing
"dude i have a serious case of alien dick..this is extremely embarrassing"
man steps out of ocean, and three people scream.. "aliiiieeennn diiiiiiickkkk!!"..oh gosh it was so embarrassing
"so i went on a date, and he had the worst alien dick everrr"