Small town in Michigan.

Is a good place to be to raise kids or retire.

Has one of the smartest schools in the nation.

Can be boring but is better than Marine City.
Algonac is Home of Chris Craft Boats.

Marine City is home to someone who's famous for being

16 and pregnant... congratulations...that was hard work.
by anywherebutmc February 12, 2011
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A small shit hole town in Michigan known for its horrible foot ball team, ugly ass kids, nasty smelly hoes, snakes, and most importantly, nic fiends.
"Hey, do you wanna go to Algonac?"

"No that retard Jordan Smith lives there."
by snowyy October 15, 2021
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Great safe town. Great for raising kids and retirement. Be I boring towns are marine city and clay township
Algonac will always be better then marine city. And has a amazing football team.
by Coolgirl718 November 12, 2018
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Home of fake bloods, scrawny white kids, nicotine addicts, emos, people who think they're tough for fighting 7th graders, racists, and the Algonac Special
"The 9th graders in Algonac should die"

"Yes"
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A town filled with old people and kid gangs. retards such as Jordan smith, shane Thomas, Laim peffers andJacob Wassel reside. Drugs are common in the school, most kids vape in bathrooms people make out in the boys bathroom. Warning do not enter the 7th and 8th grade bathroom you will be bent over and butt fucked
Algonac is a shit town
by Krig6user January 1, 2022
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Small town in Michigan.
Bad place to raise kids or retire.
Has one of the worst schools in the nation.

Can be boring but is still worse than marine city.

Know not only for a shitty football team, but for fuckbois.
AKA Trash
"have you ever been to Algonac? I heard it is absolute trash!
by anywherebutalgonac January 2, 2016
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The worst fucking place to live ever. Full of Crack heads and a teenager who pulled a knife on a group of girls. The dairy queen is solid and The Flaming Grill fell the fuck off after their prices skyrocketed and the quality dropped. The sex offenders living in the trailer park right next to the highschool are all fucked in the head and I did your mom.
Have you ever been to Algonac? That place is shit, I grew up there and I now have cancer from all the heroine and meth that I was forced to ingest when I was 5 years old.
by Dontavious Quandingkle April 21, 2022
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