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Alford (pronounced aff-fud) is a term used by the overly-private to describe their intentions to commit borderline sex crimes anonymously with like-minded consenting individuals.
"I'm going to Alford for the night"

Would perhaps mean:

I'm going to meet a lady who wants to wrap me in cling film and make love to me in front of her dog.
by Gary Barry May 31, 2011
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1. Common English surname.
2. Place - England, Scotland, South Australia, Canada.
3. Alford plea where a defendant maintains innocence but admits there is sufficient evidence to find them guilty beyond reasonable doubt.
I come from Alford.
My name is Alford.
She used the Alford plea.
by AussieChum February 05, 2010
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when someone takes your car
oh that sucks. you have been alford
by SolidName January 29, 2015
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