BAD at most things. Extremely good looking (is what nobody says). Cant do a split. Cant dance. Very not slay. Firm believer that pubes should not be completely shaved off. Women aren't funny. Is a dumbass and cant spell. Is a goofy goober. Frequently says the N-word. Lies about not saying the N-word. Bad music taste. Always chooses choco choco mountain when playing mario kart. Is a proud trump supporter. Likes Nicki Minaj. Is Gay.
Wow, that Alexandria sure is gay.
by pseudonym YO're April 3, 2023
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Stupid and sucks at drawing fences
Alexandria sucks
by Bryces mom November 13, 2019
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Someone that gets put into many awkward situations.. Likes retarted cats that may or may not be high... Sees Babaru and says "Man... I should get high with you." Enjoys watching seven rather large men work out at the gym... at the same time... Accidentally hangs out with people that like to burn themselves.. at the mall. Owns the most unnecessary phone in the world. Is scared of "DJ's".... Watches the Spanish channel religiously.. Often.. with David.
by SHoeLaCexAWESOME February 8, 2010
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Annoying, usually tall and lanky. Gets on a lot of people's nerves, and always has her feet out without socks. Doesn't care if there is a tragic event that happens to her closest friends. Wishes on the downfall of her closest guy friends. She is usually not pretty until people have a couple of drinks. Also, she is really easygoing. Like really easy going. No like really fricken easy. She is also a person you can count on... as a center for a basketball game. Her attitude is also very sassy and it's easy for people to get pissed off by her. Other than that she is just your normal basic tall girl who is the future Sue Bird.
That girl Alexandria who just walked passed me was a WNBA 5 star prospect
by Wassgood123456789 March 23, 2022
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Alexandria is a name most often defined as a fat assed bacon eating slut oftenldreaming of pumpkins not as a coach but as in huge greasy pies that will add to the zits on their face hoping to find a blind man to read the bumps on her face that say "I'm a pig and it's good that you're blind so you can't see how fucking hideous the craters on my fat ass match my face. Really just another wanna be whore but cannot supply change for a dime so she has to settle for being a slut and give it away to any and all drunken takers.
Dude, that decease ridden

Alexandria the ten cent whore , took on the New Orleans Saints for a dollar last nite and let them all have seconds for free as a bonus for being the second rated super bowl winners !!
by the jester of all jesters February 8, 2010
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is a dirty slut bag that sleeps with every guy. doesnt know how to keep them out of her pants. shes the uglyest girl alive guys only get with her cause they know shes easy. she has no friends cause everyone thinks shes the school skank. dont trust a hoe.. aka dont trust alexandria.
OMG. LOOK AT ALEXANDRIA THE SCHOOL SKANK!!!
by skank45663526633 August 2, 2011
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A tiny, frail, gross looking creature with huge fake tits and horrible self asteem. It has the most annoying way of speaking and when it speaks it sounds like a valley girl purging after a big meal.
Ew did you see that girl? She looked like an Alexandria.
by realgirls November 11, 2011
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