by Hahahahah June 3, 2016
A girl that is misunderstood,but if you are her friend she will fight till the end.She is very self conscious,dirty jokes she has plenty, dirty mind yup.She loves to read.she is often alone she has a bad bitch face but when you really get to know her she is a best friend.
by NOVA IS FAST April 4, 2020
biggest bitch and fat whore you will ever meet.
don't you dare trust a girl named Alden.
Warning: Can also be mistook for a beached whale.
don't you dare trust a girl named Alden.
Warning: Can also be mistook for a beached whale.
Person A: Oh my God, do you know Alden?
Person B: You mean that fat whore?
Person A: Yeah, didn't we see her at the beach?
Person B: I don't think so...OH WAIT, that was an impregnated beached whale, not Alden.
Person A: Oh yeah, I remember, now. God she's a bitch.
Person B: Ew God, that chick is a bitch! Don't trust her. she might jack off on you, since she obviously has a dick.
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Entire World: Let's go harpoon her.
Person B: You mean that fat whore?
Person A: Yeah, didn't we see her at the beach?
Person B: I don't think so...OH WAIT, that was an impregnated beached whale, not Alden.
Person A: Oh yeah, I remember, now. God she's a bitch.
Person B: Ew God, that chick is a bitch! Don't trust her. she might jack off on you, since she obviously has a dick.
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Entire World: Let's go harpoon her.
by Sweet Backstabbed Angel March 11, 2008
The name of a modern Renaissance man.
Here are a list of his contributions:
Invented the scientific constant known as "Alden's Number"
Was a pioneering scientist who discovered "Alden's Theory"
Served as a top-ranking general under President Biden whose rejected withdrawal plan from Afghanistan could have saved lives
Current serving as Omaha's 52nd Mayor
Here are a list of his contributions:
Invented the scientific constant known as "Alden's Number"
Was a pioneering scientist who discovered "Alden's Theory"
Served as a top-ranking general under President Biden whose rejected withdrawal plan from Afghanistan could have saved lives
Current serving as Omaha's 52nd Mayor
Ian: Have you heard of Alden's Number?
Rando: I believe so...
Tim: Do you know what Alden's Theory is?
Charlie: No.
Tim: Ok.
James: Do you think General Alden's plan could have saved lives?
Rob: It could have.
Ian: You don't have any clue who Omaha mayoral candidate Alden is?
Rando: No!
Rando: I believe so...
Tim: Do you know what Alden's Theory is?
Charlie: No.
Tim: Ok.
James: Do you think General Alden's plan could have saved lives?
Rob: It could have.
Ian: You don't have any clue who Omaha mayoral candidate Alden is?
Rando: No!
by Broseph Coney Island October 6, 2021
by UDIENOWK September 21, 2020
Is a little bitch that started beef by calling someone a Cinnamon Toast Crunch box then couldn’t take the heat so deleted the chat and is now getting shit on by a bunch of kids
Aldens a little bitch
by Jmillz2513 July 23, 2020