Alburtis

Majorly shit ass town in the middle of nowhere Pennsylvania. Draws old farts in with country night. A recent cop who moved in and made a curfew, absolutely not fun anymore. The people who live there are all jerks, mostly. And is second to the name 'atown"

all the people who live in Alburtis
most of them jerks, stoners, and people who will never amount to anything.

Alburtis by Sydneyyyyy B September 1, 2009

alburtus 

One who consistently rocks that shit, whatever it is, cooking, work, sex, whatever. Often having a monster cock and fucks like a machine. Exceptionally sweet, often an empath, but should not be considered weak lest he make you wish you were dead.

This guy must be an Alburtus.

He just Alburtused that shit.

alburtus by archimedes2499 April 16, 2014

Albertising 

A rare condition suffered by people named Alberto who work in advertising

He can't go home yet, he works in Remo Albertising S.L

Albertising by pekevoltio May 26, 2011

Albertisms 

When someone corrects you on anything that has to do with music or else they will implode

Example of an Albertisms
I love Styx "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the law"

It's actually "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law"

Albertisms by Mossy Swordsman December 9, 2013