A big skinhead, steroid-taking beast who hangs around with the likes of Gingers and Dicksocks. On the inside he's a beautiful caring boy and many people will tell him they wuv him when they've had a few drinks. He has a desire to grow a moustache similar to that of Bronson's and jams to Duran Duran while driving like a maniac at four in the morning.
"Look at that Albie, he's intimidating from afar but I want to tell him my feelings!"
Background Albie, scared of stepping out of the background to do stuff even when he is the only person not really stoned he wont get anyone any food or share his skittles, hes too worried about stepping out of the background.