10 definitions by iamthesocklord

Opportunitang

When the opportunity for tang or poontang is foreseeable. More commonly used where the moment of opportunity is slim, usually the phrase "the opportunitang of a lifetime!" would be used here.

See also opporpoonity

Dude, Sarah was so drunk at that party last night when you were at home playing Starcraft. There was such opportunitang there and you missed it.

Dude, just got a text, my girlfriend's lost her birth control pills, but she's still protected for the next 12 hours, g2g take this opportunitang while I still can.

Brb - opportunitang.

by iamthesocklord August 19, 2010

Dancing Queen

"I erased all your music on your ipod and replaced it with Abba. I don't care for them but I did it anyway"
- Roger, American Dad

A Dancing Queen is when the victim of such a heinous prank becomes overwhelmed with anger.

"WHO THE FUCK REPLACED ALL MY TONTO, RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS AND OFWGKTA WITH THE COMPLETE ABBA DISCOGRAPHY" says Dancing Queen whilst Doing A Simon

"THIS IS CROSSING MY BOUNDARIES"

- Doing A Simon

by iamthesocklord May 10, 2012

Dicksock

A term used for condom

Matt Baxter got sperm-jacked 'cause he wasn't wearing his dicksock.

by iamthesocklord February 22, 2010

Wigwam

'Wagwan' for whities.

See wagwan

Whitie #1: Wigwam, fellow honkey?
Whitie #2: Nm cracker, nm.

by iamthesocklord April 21, 2010

Albie

A big skinhead, steroid-taking beast who hangs around with the likes of Gingers and Dicksocks. On the inside he's a beautiful caring boy and many people will tell him they wuv him when they've had a few drinks. He has a desire to grow a moustache similar to that of Bronson's and jams to Duran Duran while driving like a maniac at four in the morning.

"Look at that Albie, he's intimidating from afar but I want to tell him my feelings!"

by iamthesocklord April 21, 2010

dat shit cray

For when shit is particularly cray (or cray-cray)

Joffrey - "One is having a ghastly day! The chauffeur did not turn up on time, then when I visited the benk they told me I couldn't possibly withdraw half a million in such short notice"

Souzan - "Dat shit cray."

by iamthesocklord May 10, 2012

That's so party

Used to define things which are particularly party.

Damian: Oh Hollie, you're so party!

Hollie: Damian, that's so party!

by iamthesocklord May 23, 2010