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Albie, on the inside is a loving and caring boy who always puts his family first and thinks his family is the people who he is ready to die for, but on the outside is a badass gangster who will always stand up for his friends and who can take a beating to protect others, he is also very good with the lady
Dam he is such an albie
by Crazy carry September 01, 2016
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A big skinhead, steroid-taking beast who hangs around with the likes of Gingers and Dicksocks. On the inside he's a beautiful caring boy and many people will tell him they wuv him when they've had a few drinks. He has a desire to grow a moustache similar to that of Bronson's and jams to Duran Duran while driving like a maniac at four in the morning.
"Look at that Albie, he's intimidating from afar but I want to tell him my feelings!"
by iamthesocklord April 21, 2010
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A cool personality. Warm, friendly and witty. The name can be used in various forms to convey many different messages. Very unusual and rare.
"Albie seein' ya soon" or "Albie right here when you need me" or on a voice mail: "Albie callin' ya right back", "Albie thinking about you", etc.
by albiewan August 06, 2011
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1. I'm ilke an Albie right now, sick!
2. Damn, that kid is iike, i dunno, Albie!
3. FUCK ALBIE!
by grandpaeater May 16, 2009
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Background Albie, scared of stepping out of the background to do stuff even when he is the only person not really stoned he wont get anyone any food or share his skittles, hes too worried about stepping out of the background.
You're such an Albie
by Maximills June 19, 2011
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a beautiful young girl who is sweet and a good girl when time for school but a bad girl out of school. she is a sex goddest and the best in bed
damn i turned into a albie lastnight
by misteryman123 November 10, 2014
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