The greatest province in the nation of Canada, free from provincial tax, moronic liberal leadership, full of oil; the origin of the best people in the world. Currently infested with slack-jawed, inbred, mooching retards from out east that can't spell, don't know how to drive anything but a boat, talk like they are having seizures, and who are most welcome to return home and go back on welfare and drink screech to their idiotic delight.
by True Statement April 18, 2008
The most american province of Canada. Population consists of racist redneck and immigrants who put up with them because of the oil money. Aside from the mountains and oul, they have a few small towns they call cities: Calgary and Edmonton. The few buildings that they call "downtown" shuts off after 6pm.
Culture is cowboys, work, drink.
Culture is cowboys, work, drink.
by Man-i December 10, 2019
by fsghdkfhsdf March 23, 2009
her nickname is berta. you love her. she is a grouchy ugly potato. she loves AC/DC. hunting and she LOVES tacos! ;-; she has no feelings and hates people... -.- but you still love her. she has a dog. and you need to buy her a taco. that would be cool. and black is her happy colour .-.
by tacos ;-; March 11, 2016
"have you heard about oil exports from Alberta are dropping" says Greg "na its just fucking cold" says bob
by specaial ed class October 4, 2018
the northern Texas, Alberta is the ugliest place on the globe. It's just a bunch of stuck up racist hicks who think going to the beach means going down to the swamp to shoot animals. Albertans can't drive for shit, I should know one hit my with their car. When I first moved to Alberta (against my will) I couldn't breath because there is no oxygen in the mofoing air, its all gas and fuck knows what else. I hope Alberta gets bombed, I HATE IT HERE, and I hate everyone that live here. Albertans are sexist and racist to the extreme, they are the most narrow minded people EVER. Everyone that had to move to Alberta, for some reason, hates it. It always cold here. Its March right now and you cant even go outside without your lungs freezing.
by i hate alberta March 30, 2008
Alberta Canada - 1 of 13 provinces in canada , Alberta is bordered by British Columbia to the west, Saskatchewan to the east, the Northwest Territories to the north, & the U.S. state of Montana to the south. It is one of the only 2 landlocked provinces in Canada (Saskatchewan being the other). The eastern part of the province is occupied by the Great Plains, while the western part borders the Rocky Mountains ,
Alberta's capital is Edmonton, while Calgary is its largest city.
Popular food here is
Bloody Caesar a cocktail drink
doner kebabs
Ginger Beef. a mixture of Chinese, western, & Canadian local foods
Root vegetables soups
Bison meat
Sports
Edmonton Cubs are a baseball team
Edmonton Elks are a professional Canadian football team based in Edmonton, Alberta.
Edmonton Storm are 1 of 3 Alberta-based women's tackle football teams in the Western Women's Canadian Football League,
Calgary Roughnecks are a professional box lacrosse team based in Calgary, Alberta. They are members of the Western Division of the National Lacrosse League (NLL)
Calgary Rage are a women's football team in the Western Women's Canadian Football League.
Calgary Stampeders are a professional Canadian football team based in Calgary, Alberta. The Stampeders compete in the West Division of the Canadian Football League (CFL).
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Alberta's capital is Edmonton, while Calgary is its largest city.
Popular food here is
Bloody Caesar a cocktail drink
doner kebabs
Ginger Beef. a mixture of Chinese, western, & Canadian local foods
Root vegetables soups
Bison meat
Sports
Edmonton Cubs are a baseball team
Edmonton Elks are a professional Canadian football team based in Edmonton, Alberta.
Edmonton Storm are 1 of 3 Alberta-based women's tackle football teams in the Western Women's Canadian Football League,
Calgary Roughnecks are a professional box lacrosse team based in Calgary, Alberta. They are members of the Western Division of the National Lacrosse League (NLL)
Calgary Rage are a women's football team in the Western Women's Canadian Football League.
Calgary Stampeders are a professional Canadian football team based in Calgary, Alberta. The Stampeders compete in the West Division of the Canadian Football League (CFL).
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Alberta canada , Before becoming part of Canada, Alberta was home to several First Nations like Plains Indians & Woodland Cree. It was also a territory used by fur traders of the rival companies Hudson's Bay Company & North West Company.
It's the 4th-largest province after Quebec, Ontario, & British Columbia.
Alberta was named after Princess Louise Caroline Alberta (1848–1939), the 4th daughter of Queen Victoria.
After Saskatchewan, Alberta experiences the most tornadoes in Canada with an average of 15 verified per year. Thunderstorms, some of them severe, are frequent in the summer, especially in central & southern Alberta. The region surrounding the Calgary–Edmonton Corridor is notable for having the highest frequency of hail in canada
It's the 4th-largest province after Quebec, Ontario, & British Columbia.
Alberta was named after Princess Louise Caroline Alberta (1848–1939), the 4th daughter of Queen Victoria.
After Saskatchewan, Alberta experiences the most tornadoes in Canada with an average of 15 verified per year. Thunderstorms, some of them severe, are frequent in the summer, especially in central & southern Alberta. The region surrounding the Calgary–Edmonton Corridor is notable for having the highest frequency of hail in canada
by Blu_leef May 19, 2023