8:17am: "Hnng! Aww...damn alarm cock!"
When a male wakes up his partner in the morning by ramming them in the rear with his cock and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Doo Beyotch!"
Does not work so well on a sleeper with an unusually loose anus, in which case they will continue to sleep like a baby....well...a baby with a loose anus anyway.
Warning: Repeated use may invoke adverse reactions from sleeper; including but not limited to; a bat over the head followed by an emphatic "Cock-A-Doodle-Don't MuthaFucka!"
pettie "what a bitch"
timmy "yeah but it was alarm cock so it was bless"
Jane: Oh yeah, the alarm-cock went off about three times last night.
Karen: You go girl!