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8.
If he was single, he'd be the most eligible bachelor in the history of the world.
Al Gore: Hi, I've won an Oscar, a Nobel Prize, and I invented the Internet. Nice to meet you.
Woman: My place, NOW.
by marblewonder November 11, 2007
 
9.
A republican punching bag that was elected President of the United States by the popular vote, but, lost in the electoral college. The reason republicans beat on him is. well. because they know Bush was not the right choice. They are just in denial. Even though, Al Gore admitted his words were misconstrued.... oh wait that's too big of a word to use around republicans.... twisted, when he said he invented the internet. Al Gore in 2016, let's face it, Joe Biden will be way too old! ;-)
Al Gore was voted to be the 43 President of the United States. He conceded to George W. Bush.
by nineleven wasbushsfault August 24, 2011
 
10.
The matter left in a toilet after the first, and any subsequent, flush. (Also referred to a "two flusher") So named because a politician of a similar sounding name pushed the legislation mandating how much water we can use in our toilets.
After a night of drinking, I laid an algore in the john.
by gsesos July 21, 2008
 
11.
Al Gore, a one-time vice-president serving under Bill Clinton, best known as a staunch environmentalist and the self-described “inventor of the internet” – a claim Gore later repeated only in self-mockery.

The Vice President backtracked significantly on environmental issues as he pandered to middle-of-the-road voters in the run-up to the 2000 U.S. election. Ultimately Gore won the most votes overall, but lost to the Self-Proclaimed President, George Bush (see electoral college) in the aftermath of the strangest and most public vote-recount in history, in the State of Florida.

The issue was resolved by the unprecedented intervention of the greatest three-ring circus on earth, the U.S. Supreme Court. The court then held their own election for president, finding for Bush in a party-line split decision – essentially invalidating the votes of several million U.S. citizens.

Numerous investigations had contrary findings about who actually won in Florida, but no one argues the fact that Al Gore won the popular vote. Gore later repeated this fact so many times that even many of his supporters were glad to see him go.

Afterwards, Gore faded to near-invisibility, which he attempted to overcome by declining to shave, and by making the odd televised appeal to Americans about things that no one remembers anymore.

In the long run, he may be best-remembered for his slide-show (and later film) about the threat of global warming, “An Inconvenient Truth”. But then, if his predictions are correct and everything is burned to a crisp, maybe not.
Al Gore saying #1: “You win some, you lose some—and then there’s that little-known third category.”
by MasterPlanz June 07, 2006
 
12.
the real cause of AIDS

Scientists have been led to believe (by Gore's black magic) that AIDS is caused by manbearpig but AIDS is truly caused by your genitals being exposed to Al Gore's voice. The body can't take it anymore and turns on itself because its the only escape

Other accomplishments:
-invented the internet, meatball subs, glow in the dark stuff, Charmeleon, the waterbed, and ice cream cake.

-Wrote Harry Potter on a paper towel (not a napkin)

-Caused "The Incident" in Lost

-Master of Black Magic

-Was the first human to be Rickrolled (was rickrolled by manbearpig and they've been sworn enemys ever since. Got him back by blaming AIDS on him. Manbearpig got him back by being the last vote for bush. Gore got him back by killing him on south park.)
Penis: "I cant take any more of this super Al Gore's gloating."

..."Bye World!!!"
by James LaFleur October 08, 2009
 
13.
single handidly killed ManBearPig and is SUPPER DUPPER CEREAL
Al Gore: im cereal
Guy; i dont think he has any friends
by Al Gore! July 02, 2009
 
14.
Noun; One of the most well-known environmentalists in the world, but also one of the largest hypocrites in the history of America, though many of the public choose to ignore this. He also made a movie and grew a beard. Good job Mr. Gore!
person 1: dude, al gore is amazing! he cares about the environment and he cares about america! person 2: umm... yeah, about that. he owns three houses, two of which are over 2,500 square feet...
by allie bullgore February 24, 2009