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"I'm an Agnostic; I worship Agnos". A jokey slang which really means "I don't worship any person. I live my life based on PROVABLE reality. Yes, this or that might hypothetically be true. I can't prove that Santa Claus does NOT exist. But, on the other hand, I can't prove that Santa Claus DOES exist, so why should I BELIEVE in him? Should I let my life be ruled by something that is NOT proven to exist? NO! Thank you for listening, and YOU may live however YOU want to (as long as you don't hurt others). Peace, Love & Freedom my friend.
Agnos by Pat & Kelly O'Brian August 12, 2006
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Agnos the Llamos 

A literal God that protects Llamas and Lesbians. We celebrate his name in November 1st.
"Today we celebrate Agnos the Llamos, let's go to a llama park and give them food"
Agnos the Llamos by kolosvraji November 20, 2021
The same as Amnesia but Amnosia isn't medically recognised.
"I may or may not have done it, I don't remember. I have Amnosia."
"You have Amnesia?"
"No, it's Amnosia. Basically, Amnosia and Amnesia are the exact same except Amnesia is medically recognised whilst Amnosia is not."
"Uh huh.."
Amnosia by gory the snool November 20, 2017

anoscetia 

The anxiety of not knowing the real you. Realizing that your personality is dictated by making the people around you comfortable- leading you to question if you're living life only for your loved ones, or if you're just too scared of being rejected.
Sarah developed depression due to extreme anoscetia.
anoscetia by Sooth5876 January 29, 2022
Strictly speaking, 'Agnese' is Italian for the female name 'Agnese', meaning 'Lamb' (Lamborghini).

Personally speaking, Agnese is a beautiful, sensitive, thoughtful, and strong-charactered woman. She is a beautiful and loyal friend, and will support you no matter what. Everyone needs to know an Agnese. But don't push her on limit, she will put you in your place. Don't think you can hurt her feeling easily, because she just doesn't give a fuck about what others think. She likes people with a good personality and true intentions. She likes few people, so if you are not one of them, you just not have any influence on her.

Her love is true.
That girl is amazing! She is such an Agnese...
I really like you, Agnese...
You are very complicated but you do what you feel Agnese and I like it.
Agnese by anonymous1709 November 21, 2021

cloud agnostician 

One who deploys your polyglot applications in the hyper-cloud; integrated using service meshes and immutable infrastructure
We need a cloud agnostician to deploy this mess of disparate applications to create a service.

He is a cloud agnostician
cloud agnostician by agnostifier October 3, 2019

Dyslexic Agnostic 

A dyslexic agnostic is one who is uncertain as to the existence of dog.
Tom was a dyslexic agnostic: he was uncertain as to the existence of dog.