on-line affair

a sexual relationship via the internet

She suspected that her boyfriend was having an on-line affair when he started to become amazingly good at typing with one hand.

by yorrick hunt February 2, 2008

textramarital affair

The art of cheating on your partner using text messages.

The neighbor girl and I are having a textramarital affair!

by Born Lucky May 27, 2010

A Current Affair

(or ACA) A current affair show (a bit like Today Tonight) shown on Channel 9 in Australia. Hosted by Tracy Grimshaw (the one that Gordon Ramsay called an old ugly pig).

A Current Affair is just like Today Tonight, sensationalist pigs!

by parafieldgardens4eva August 24, 2010

illicit affairs

a taylor swift song that is like low-key amazing

"Have you listened to illicit affairs yet?"
"Yes like 7 million times, who hasn't?"

by idk but umm yeah November 19, 2020

Friend Affair

The situation where:
1. Friend A gets introduced to Friend C by Friend B.
2. Friend A and Friend C get along better with each other than with Friend B (usually Friend B is just unstable and irrational).
3. Friend A and Friend C become best friends, and exclude Friend B completely.

Jan: "Cindy, this is my friend Marsha"

Cindy: "Marsha, I like you better than I like Jan, let's go to the club and meet guys together, don't tell Jan."

Marsha: "OK, we are having a friend affair you know."

Jan: "boo hoo! i am sad"

by ButterMN May 15, 2008

Friendship Affair

(n) - When you secretly hang out with one friend, not wanting anyone else to hang out.

Lily: Let's hang out tuesday!
Keara: Totally, but don't invite anyone else!
Lily: I wont, it's like we're having a friendship affair.

by twinlover94 February 20, 2012

Flamingo Affair

Late 1989 NYC at Ron's Flamingo Bar, Randy McCandy accused rival DJ Marshfellow Brown of stealing "his moves n' swag, ya slag" and ripped his clothing off publicly. He was never seen again after that evening, and many wonder where he has gone to this day.

"God I sure miss Randy McCandy...if it hadn't been for the Flamingo Affair he might still be spinnin' his spooky tracks today."

by Lil Skippy Kid October 30, 2017