The male act of masturbating your pork sword whilst slyly fingering your own bum hole. Its has an uncanny resemblance to the mountaineering activity of abseiling.
fellow 1: Dad?!!?? what are you doing?
fellow 2: Son, Im abseiling.
fellow 1: I can see that. but why in my room??
fellow 2: Son, Im abseiling.
fellow 1: I can see that. but why in my room??
by DuncanH June 25, 2009
the act of self abuse whilst simultaneously inserting a dildo in your arse thus recreating the motion of a climber descending a cliff
by marcus and gaz August 20, 2003
Abseiling (from the German: abseilen, "to rope down") is the process of descending a rope under control, used in rock climbing, mountaineering, caving and canyoneering; used to descend cliffs or slopes too steep to walk down.
"We spent the morning abseiling and rock-climbing."
"the activity was abseiling down a tree off a platform."
"the activity was abseiling down a tree off a platform."
by JBScopel April 17, 2008
Male masturbation technique involving the spare hand working a dildo or houshold item into the anus; mirroring the movements of abseiling.
person: "hey min, why has the toilet brush got pooh on it."
second person: "i went abseiling"
person: "ok"
second person: "i went abseiling"
person: "ok"
by g0053 April 21, 2011
Descend a rock face or other near vertical surface, using a doubled rope coiled around the body, and attached (fixed) at a higher point.
by Cheshire38 January 3, 2018
by maverick360 November 18, 2010
When you like abseiling but with some company, it is a
combination of a Dutch Rudder and a Dutch Putter.
A male partner holds his penis with one hand and sticks the thumb of his other hand up his ass. The other partner then moves both arms back and forth causing the first person to finger their ass hold and jack off at the same time.
The resulting motion is akin to that of the popular mountaineering activity of abseiling.
combination of a Dutch Rudder and a Dutch Putter.
A male partner holds his penis with one hand and sticks the thumb of his other hand up his ass. The other partner then moves both arms back and forth causing the first person to finger their ass hold and jack off at the same time.
The resulting motion is akin to that of the popular mountaineering activity of abseiling.
1)Things got a little crazy last night and we ended up Dutch Abseiling.
2)Abseiling is so much better when you go Dutch.
2)Abseiling is so much better when you go Dutch.
by The Dutch Monkey October 7, 2010