Absasmurfly 

Absolutely, without a doubt, 100%

Bob: Hey so did you score at the bar last night?
Bill: Absasmurfly!

Absasmurfly by Irish_Dude January 1, 2013

Absosmurfly 

Better than absolutely.

The Smurfs (1958) used the word 'smurf' to replace (and improve) many words. 'Smurf' can replace any noun or verb and make it better.

Guy 1: This girl I'm dating is absosmurfly incredible.
Guy 2: Absosmurfly?
Guy 1: yeah man, BETTER than absolutely

Absosmurfly by LesSchtroumpfs October 12, 2010