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APISALOMA 

Samoan for the name "Absalom". In the bible it is the son of King David, known as the "Father Of Peace". It is also the name of a great man. The funniest and sometimes the scariest lol. Not only the best friend, but also the best dad, son, uncle, cousin you'd ever have. If there is one he stands for, its family. It is the 11.11.11 today, some say its the end of the world, but its only another peaceful beautiful day in Auckland New Zealand to remember my father's birthday . Happy birthday dad!
Whos that guy again?

Him, thats Apisaloma uce.

Apisaloma? Oh yeah, I've heard of him. Don't wanna mess with that guy.
APISALOMA by vato loco 6ix 2wo November 11, 2011
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Calm young man but don't get him riled up
Extremely handsome
Just as he is portrayed in the Bible with his long hair
disobediant
He is not a follower

Gorgeous smile.
That' boy is such an absalom
Absalom by Auoayoayoayofvb April 14, 2017
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One of the sons of King David who staged a coup to overthrow his father, but he was unsuccessful and later killed by David's general Joab. The name in Hebrew is Avshalom which means "Father of Peace."
"My son Absalom! O my son, my son Absalom! If only I had died instead of you! O Absalom, my son, my son!" 2 Sam 19:1b JPS
absalom by Matrix4Yeshua June 12, 2005
Honourfull society of internet gamers.
They took utopiaa game beyond the usual level and through strength, honour and silence they archieved goals out of the ordinary. Fair gameplay, tireless effort and endurance made the name of the society a legend.
Hey they raped you?
No they are Absalom they don't do that.
Could I ask for a cease fire?
Yes they are absalom they will listen.
Was it a one in one war?
Of course, they were absalom
absalom by Doran_nl September 4, 2004

Avshalom 

One of the sons of King David who staged a coup to overthrow his father, but he was unsuccessful and later killed by David's general Joab. The name in Hebrew is Avshalom which means "Father of Peace."
"My son Absalom! O my son, my son Absalom! If only I had died instead of you! O Absalom, my son, my son!" Calm young man but don't get him riled up

Extremely handsome

Just as he is portrayed in the Bible with his long hair

disobediant

He is not a follower

Gorgeous smile.
That' boy is such an Avshalom
Avshalom by Transparent soul November 21, 2021

apisalome 

A porn addicted virgin man. Does not drink or smoke. Just super addicted to porn
What an absolute Apisalome
apisalome by longlongshlongjohn December 11, 2016
Absalom is a boy who’s best friends name is R0N. His friends call him Barney
I am the B-Bot of „Absalom?!“
Absalom by Absalom94 December 29, 2021