abington is a suburb in northeast philly. if you’re from abington you’re either a ghetto boul from crestmont or a snobby rich thot from rydal or glenside the school has the richest of the rich and people who are dead broke. white bouls from g side and fox chase get rocked by abington kids anyday
by fox chase is for pussies August 24, 2019
Ok, the definition above has a few things really wrong. No one calls it 'bington, unless they are cheering for high school sports (give me an A, "A," give me a bington, "bington"). Not only is it one of the wealthiest, but it also one of the most economically diverse communities. We've the got po'est of the po, and richest of the rich. And most importantly, we got big doc B telling us we're first in the alphabet, first in academics, etc., etc.
by yeahright February 20, 2005
abington mass. is a town where you're either a snobby rich bitch on the cheerleading squad (which sucks by the way)and wears nothing but abercrombie & fitch and carry around real coach bag and wear uggs constantly, a jock that is an absolute jackass to everyone but other jocks and the cheerleaders and are always bragging about being better in bed then anyone else, an emo fag that gets in slap fights and thinks they're soo dope and love to smoke weed and do heroine, a slutty whore that drinks all the time and makes a complete mess of themselves with there boobs popping out of there shirt and pretends to not believe in sex before marrige while everyone else knows its not true, a loser that's only friends with the other losers and wear pants that are too long or too short therefore showing your ankles that nobody wants to see, a hoodlem that smokes weed everyday like everyone else in town and think you're so tough because you punched that one lameass that bumped into you in the hallway in school, an emo kid that says "i hate my life, fuck my life, my life fucking sucks" all the time and is always skating around with there other emo friends since they have no life, and of course everyone cuts there wrists... even the snobby cheerleaders. everynight there is a party where hardcore drinking is going on and if you're still a virgin by the time you get into high school, then everyone assumes its because you have an STD. we're the type of kids that your parents are afraid of, cops try to arrest, and all the goody two shoes towns are afraid of.
cheerleaders- "LIKE OMG DOOD I CANT BELIEVE WE ELBOWED STEPH IN THE NOSE WHEN WE WERE CHEERING THE OTHER NIGHT" "OMG I KNOW RIGHT?! SHE HAS A BROKEN NOSE NOW!" "LIKE OMG IM SO GLAD IT WASN'T ME" "I WAS TOO BUSY SHOUTING GO ABINGTON AT THE GAME TO NOTICE SHE WAS BLEEDING.."
jocks- "you're just dating him because he's a pathetic junior that can only catch a freshman and as soon as you get laid you're going to dump him. by the way, my sex is ten times better then his dude"
emos- "fuck my life i think im going to get high and try to forget about my fucking pathetic life. hopefully when i'm skating to go get weed i'll fall off and die"
whores- "lets get drunk and give eachother head and i'll pretend it never happened while you tell everyone in town you got with someone as hot and sexy as me... well, just tell them it was me because we all know im beautiful"
loser- "wow i really like that girl karen but she has a boyfriend already. i guess i'll just stalk her until she falls in love with me. then i can finally lose my virginity and stop being a loser!"
hoodlem- "y0 d!d U $33 m3 fUCk uP tH@t niigG@ fr0m Br0cT0n?"
jocks- "you're just dating him because he's a pathetic junior that can only catch a freshman and as soon as you get laid you're going to dump him. by the way, my sex is ten times better then his dude"
emos- "fuck my life i think im going to get high and try to forget about my fucking pathetic life. hopefully when i'm skating to go get weed i'll fall off and die"
whores- "lets get drunk and give eachother head and i'll pretend it never happened while you tell everyone in town you got with someone as hot and sexy as me... well, just tell them it was me because we all know im beautiful"
loser- "wow i really like that girl karen but she has a boyfriend already. i guess i'll just stalk her until she falls in love with me. then i can finally lose my virginity and stop being a loser!"
hoodlem- "y0 d!d U $33 m3 fUCk uP tH@t niigG@ fr0m Br0cT0n?"
by un-labled March 1, 2009
Abington, MA is a town no more than twenty miles south of Boston. Here lieth the working class who have all become landscapers and car salesmen because their manufacturing jobs have been "displaced". A place where you only go if you want some sort of intoxicant or violence. Often the home of stoners and paper gangsters that talk about all those gangbangers in Brockton that they know that have guns. The stoners are pretty cool, but the suburban thugs are pretty lame. This makes for a VERY mediocre town.
1.A Stoner - Hey, let's go to Two-Twelve in Abington and see Guido. We can smoke joints and see his pit bull.
2.A Suburban Thug - ABINGTON, WHAT?!?!?! YOU GOT A PROBLEM?!?! THUG LIFE BABY! THIS IS HOW WE DO IN WORKING CLASS SUBURBIA, DAWG!!!
2.A Suburban Thug - ABINGTON, WHAT?!?!?! YOU GOT A PROBLEM?!?! THUG LIFE BABY! THIS IS HOW WE DO IN WORKING CLASS SUBURBIA, DAWG!!!
by Brooksie February 24, 2005
A middle class township on the northwest border of Philadelphia, home of 50,00 souls. Commonly refered to as 'Bington. One of the wealthiest areas in the wealthiest county in PA, yet still teeming with teenage smuts, potheads, and losers who will attend college on daddy's money, but think they are thug anyway.
every town and section of philly around Abington wants to be Abington (i.e. Glenside, Oreland, Jenkingtown, Rockledge, Fox Chase, etc...)
by 'bington patriot February 14, 2005
The land that Devin Brown created. He runs that shit like his life depends on it. Abington is Devin Brown.
by djdhehehehdkdjd January 30, 2022
A township on the northern border of Philadelphia that is home to about 50,000 people. Most the kids in Abington attend Abington High School. It is a middle-class township. It is most commonly referred to as A-town not 'bington. Kids from Abington usually binge drink and smoke weed on the weekend. You don't wanna mess with kids from A-town, they killed a kid from Fox Chase over a rumor. All the surrounding areas (Glenside, Jekintown, North Hills, Ardsley, Roslyn, Willow Grove, Upper Dublin, Upper Moreland, Lower Moreland, Fox Chase, Rockledge and Hatboro-Horsham) all wish they were as cool as Abington.
Glenside Kid: G-SIDE FOR LIFE MOTHAFUCKA
Abington Kid: Psh man stop yelling that gay shit, you ain't wanna mess with Abington.
Upper Dublin Kid 1: Hey you going to that party tonight?
Upper Dublin Kid 2: Nah man I heard an Abington crew was gonna be there, I'm not trying to get hurt.
Fox Chase Kid 1: Lets go to the Willow Grove Mall.
Fox Chase Kid 2: Nah man even though its in Willow Grove, Abington kids run that, were not well liked down there.
Abington Kid: Psh man stop yelling that gay shit, you ain't wanna mess with Abington.
Upper Dublin Kid 1: Hey you going to that party tonight?
Upper Dublin Kid 2: Nah man I heard an Abington crew was gonna be there, I'm not trying to get hurt.
Fox Chase Kid 1: Lets go to the Willow Grove Mall.
Fox Chase Kid 2: Nah man even though its in Willow Grove, Abington kids run that, were not well liked down there.
by BreakBank$2 February 16, 2009