|1.||car lot condom|
Stating that you know owner of a car lot to fend off car salesmen regardless if you know the individual or not. Generally used when the annoying car salesman attempts to sell you a piece of crap.
Shaun used his car lot condom to keep the salesmen away.
1. The goofy mascot for CARFAX.com that is best known for saying, "show me the CARFAX," to unsuspecting car salesmen.
2. To place printed pictures of the Carfox in obnoxious places around another's home or place of work.
1. During the commercial break, a low-budget commercial came on featuring a fox, known as the Carfox, encouraging customers to pester car salesmen with cryptic questions about "CARFAX."
2. "He f**king Carfoxed me again! I keep finding the damn Carfox in all my sh*t at work! I think I might just quit this job."
Pugi: when you do the car salesman in the back seat of your car for the best deal.
Also known as a "pugi pugi"
In a sentence: "man,I got this car for such a great deal,but I had to get pugid in the tukis"
A pornstar of the highest caliber for car dealers and salesmen.
Her work is all done on camera and posted online for "educational" or “artistic” purposes, then posted for easy access by horny car salesmen and mechanics.
What the owner of every car dealership watches at least once in a while, whether they want to admit it or not.
A classy slut (and teacher) who wears clothes that are so sexy, everything she says makes sense.
A whore who brings pleasure to whoever sees her big boobs sticking out of those dresses and tight sweaters.
A bitch with good business sense and sales responsibility.
A hot chick with big tits who uploads videos of herself
A female sex tool to make car salesmen do what she wants them to do.
Ejaculation is 100 times faster and 100 times harder because she actually has a brain and says some smart stuff, if you watch with the sound “on.”
A mind-control device to use against car salesmen.
Hypocrite: “You're such a perv, watching the CarDoll! You're disgusting!”
“Damn, I wish I could bang the CarDoll, I bet she’s DTF!”
“CarDoll proves that America is the land of opportunity – any chick can succeed if they are willing to involved themselves in some porn to get their point across”
“Car Salesmen are busy jacking-off to her pics and videos all day! They really don't hear a word she says!"
“The reason car salesmen need a smart-phone.”
|5.||putting lipstick on a pig|
September 11, 2008 Urban Word of the Day
A term used by many, generally in reference to someone who may be trying to make something or someone look appealing or attractive when it quite clearly will not work, or will only deceive the dumbest of people.
Car salesmen are generally good at "putting lipstick on a pig" because they are always selling unroadworthy buckets of shit and try and hide their shitfulness by tarting them up.
The dude in that car yard just put a body kit on that piece of shit. Talk about putting lipstick on a pig
Commonly known in car stereos shops as Junk with Various Controls . Due to the poor reputation and confusing controls.
Customer: Yo you got that phat new JVC head unit for my combat battle kit driftin' hyundai??
Salesmen: Yo jose this dude wants some Junk with Various Controls
Salesmen2: Yo this is not KMART mang. Start Stepping or buy an Alpine yo.
A car for men who are not man enough to handle a real muscle car, such as the Dodge Charger. Most often, this car is for men who might be married, but they still spend 5-10% of their days questioning whether they should become a homosexual.
Men who buy these cars are often thought of as "gay" or "stupid" by men who buy American muscle cars.
Timothy wanted to buy an American muscle car until he was turned off by his sales experience with the store that sells them, simply because he is a dumb ass and will believe all the bullshit the salesmen at the Mitsubishi dealership. This is why he bought the Lancer Evolution.
Tim: Do you like my Lancer Evo dude?
Steve: No. It's a girl's car.
Steve: You should have bought a Dodge Charger.
Tim: But this comes with a standard transmission and it's All Wheel Drive. I can't get a standard transmission on a Dodge Charger.
Steve: Yes, it does have those accessories, but it also is a vehicle for homosexuals. Do you enjoy penis on a regular occasion, or do you deny your preference for penis and believe the bullshit your therapist tells you?