(Assonet Village Pizza) abbreviation. A famous pizza place in the town of Assonet, Massachusetts in the USA. Often joked about in rap videos and by the locals of Assonet and the surrounding towns.
"Dude lets totally go to avp, I need some buffalo chicken pizza and a nantucket nectars"
by Jeffrey Scudder October 26, 2006
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the never ending flame war between paintballers and airsofters

ok 1. airsoft uses replica guns and tiny BBs and i guess like the realism of it

2.paintballers use guns that arnt supposed to look real, and fire geliten balls of paint to signify when their target is out

now all of you its not that big of a deal stop going at eachother throats cause they really arnt the same sport
damn assholes

oh and im a baller by the way and im not against airsoft its just not for me....a v. p
by reric June 05, 2006
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AVP refers to the classical struggle between a mother and her children (alien) versus the innately child molesting man (predator). So called because the instincts and emotions of family are "alien" to men who only seem want to get to the females before they are ready to date (thus pre-dater or sex predator).
We had to call the police to take care of another AVP situation in the downstairs apartments last night.
by dudelookslikeachimp December 29, 2007
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Thought of by many to stand for 'Automated Vehicle Processing System'. I have found during extensive study and implementation of this topic that is stands for Bugger All.
by Lee Crossley April 19, 2005
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