To ascent to a higher plane of existence. According to theories there are 7 planes on the path of human evolution. Ascention is the process you go through when you die, but only if you are far enough evolved. When you are ascended, you exist as pure energy, that can take several forms.
Daniel ascended when he died, he went through the process called ascention and he now exists as pure energy.
by Jafje February 10, 2007
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When the girls is giving you a blowjob and decides to shove your balls into your stomach and chew on your empty ballsack
I wanna give my man the European Ascent!
by BitchMaid69 November 10, 2017
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Today is beat artificial ascent day so beat it now or a femboy will come to your house at 3am to fuck you.
by artificial ascent July 19, 2022
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A really swag map in the game VALORANT....
Brimstone: I hope we get a good map!
Breach: Yeah me too....
Yoru: Omg! We got ascent that's so swag!
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I've played on Ascent 7 games in a row, now my brain's functionality is damaged
NO, THE WORST MAP IN VALORANT IS ASCENT, IT'S A SHITTY, UNBALANCED MAP! ascent is shit.
by MrQuantumOFF November 28, 2022
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