Anal Punishment Rehabilitation. A form of torture in which the torturer wishes to "rehabilitate" an uncooperative subject. The torture involves adhering the lips of the person being tortured to the anal rim of a grotesquely obese man in his 40s by way of superglue. The man eats junkfood for the course of 24 hours leading up to the torture in preparation. When the torture is being commenced, the victim is held or bound down, his nose clamped shut with a hand, while the obese man flatulates into the victim's mouth and lungs. The nose is then released so that the methane and flatulent gasses escape and can be tasted. This overwhelms the sinuses with a putrid and lingering odor. Any desire for resistance will have been rehabilitated in the victim who will now be more than eager to divulge any damning infortation.
This draconian practice has been a favorite of various mafia groups as well as the C.I.A.

Goon 1: "He ain't speakin' boss..."
Goon Boss: "Oh yah?"
Goon 2: "Whaddya gonna do boss?"
Goon Boss: "Give 'em the ol' APR boys!"
Goon 1: "Jee boss, are you sure that's
Goon Boss: "Shaddap and do what I tell ya if you know what's good for ya!"
by Muay Thai April 06, 2004
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Short for appearance, used by males to describe other males without being labeled gay. Originated in suburbs of Philly as lacrosse slang before spreading to mainstream use.
One laxer pointing out another laxer: Bro, that guy has sick APR!
Another guy: Totally man, his APR is off the charts.

Guy to his friend: Nice APR man that shirt is fresh.
Friend: Thanks dude you know its all about APR.
by nowyouknow125 March 15, 2011
anal percentage rate. the likelyhood a girl will take it in the ass.
you: yo dogg, whats that girls apr?
friend: shit kid, 50%.
by pditty January 07, 2007
Ass to pussy ratio. The ratio at which a female will have anal sex versus vaginal.
Guy I: A man whats Kim's APR as of last night?

Guy II: 3 to 1. I think she's starting to like it more and more.


Girl I: Shit, my APR went up last night. Its now 2:1

Girl II: Damn, I didn't know you were that kind of freak.
by TjBj August 09, 2010
Audio Pantie Remover. Any song that can help in a mans quest to remove a girl's panties. Typically, if a man would play an apr for any other reason than pantie removal, his straightness should be questioned and his man card revoked.
Boy I: I took her back to my place and put on a little apr.

Boy II: A little mood music works every time!
by Charles LeDoux December 16, 2007
An abreviation used by finance companies meaning All Pakis Refused
I am sorry Abdul you cant buy this car becalse of the APR
by Paul B January 11, 2004
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