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Windy city apple turnover 

When semen is farted out after anal sex, with little poo pieces mixed in.
Hey man don't touch that wall, it got sprayed last night with a windy city apple turnover.

Mysterious Apple Turnover

When a guy with the green apple splatters goes to a girl's house, fucks her and leaves bacon strips on her sheets. The next morning, after the guy is gone, the girl turns over the covers and discovers the shit stains.
Shelly woke up hungover to find out that David left a mysterious apple turnover in her bed last night.

apple turnover 

When the male fucks a girl rough until she bleeds then turns her over and repeats anal .
Keith gave Cathie an apple turnover last night and she can't walk

Apple Turnover 

A maneuver invented by members of the Apple family where one shoves a half (or whole if you're adventurous) into your partner's rectum/vagina and fist them accordingly until the apple is crushed into a paste and then proceed to eat it out.
"Why are we out of Apples?"
"Me and my gf had an Apple Turnover yesterday"
"Breh tmi"
Apple Turnover by Adolf Alex October 20, 2015

apple turnover 

Tasty treats that can be eaten at Kroger for free after midnight. No sexual connotation, they are just mighty delicious.
MMM My apple turnover is delicious, good thing I can just throw the box somewhere when i am finished and not pay for it.

apple turnover 

A computer user who has previously only used PC/Windows based machines but now converts to only use Apple products.
After buying the iPhone, Carl has become a total apple turnover.
apple turnover by Neurotic Monkey January 7, 2010