Association of Noteworthy Standards Ignorance - so called because developers of technology don't understand the true meaning (American National Standards Institute) and refuse to implement their rules. This causes nightmares for other developers, especially with different database vendors and programming language implementations.
The programmer spent many unproductive weeks and experienced various nightmares converting the large e-commerce application to use Oracle instead of SQL Server after his firm decided to switch vendors. Since neither implementation of SQL adheres to the ANSI standards, problems can be expected to keep coming in the future.
by Boxcar Bob February 28, 2007
by Majellabella October 8, 2009
To get irratable and short with someone
by dunnit March 11, 2009
Ansi is a word for describing a state of hydration. Like "full" is to "hungry", ansi is to thirsty. Ansi descends from the latin word "transitus", which means "cross-over", or "to make a passage", thus crossing from a thirsty to an un-thirsty equilibrium.
by Ragnaråkk December 14, 2010
To hold open anus after anal sex
and have a gay person "skeet" all inside
this resulting in the first male pregnancy
and have a gay person "skeet" all inside
this resulting in the first male pregnancy
::gay man::
"like oh my god i ansised this guy last night and my god it was like so awsome!" then we sullyed eachother all night!
and now hes pregnant.......were having twins!!
"like oh my god i ansised this guy last night and my god it was like so awsome!" then we sullyed eachother all night!
and now hes pregnant.......were having twins!!
by Fabian Morales April 25, 2007
by #1 Cocksman September 13, 2006
ANSYS is an entity that provides instant answers from everything from deer control to finding mold-free housing. ANSYS also is used for selling anachronistic items, which individuals have no need for such as old Star Trek videotapes. In addition, ANSYS is an almighty entity that decides the fates of people's lives as it sees fit. It controls your computers and your salary.
ANSYS has met a local couple that needs assistance with finding housing which is mold free. ANSYS has pledged to search out possible agencies, realtors, and/or landlords that might be able to assist with finding them appropriate housing.
by nutri-grain April 6, 2005