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Of all the weapons in the vast Soviet arsenal, nothing is more profitable than the Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947...more commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov.

It's the world's most popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love.

An elegantly simple, 9 pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood. It doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It'll shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand.

It's so easy and simple, even a child can use it; and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag.

Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists.
The AK-47 is undoubtedly the most influential and widespread firearm ever produced.

Mikhail Kalashnikov's legacy to the world, will not be forgotten for quite some time.
by Mr. Kalashnikov March 16, 2008
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Russia's finest export (except vodka), commonly seen in the background of osama bin laden's broadcasts and in the hands of islamic militants. This is because its cheap, reliabe and accurate. well done islamic militants you are right about something for once. has many derivants including the Israel's GALIL ARM and the AKS-74U.
Man i gota get an Ak-47
by jimre September 04, 2005
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a shoulder fired assult rifle that was made into production an 1947. it fired a 7.62mm*39 round. it is gas operated which means the bolt moves back by using the gas exerted by the bullet. it has a muzzle velocity of 2350 fps. it is virtually indestructable and it was designed my avtomat kalashnikov. there is a newer version of the ak which is called the ak 74
the vietnamese used the ak 47. in the 60s the m16 vns were horrible so the us forces would use it and often get caught in frendly fire.
by Jaxlee May 10, 2006
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Select-fire assault rifle designed by a Russian guy named Kalashnikov. Semiautomatic-only versions are legal to own in most American states. Ruggedness and reliability are excellent. AKs basically work the way they're supposed to every time and are nearly indestructible, but the accuracy is nothing to write home about. (Cf. AR-15, FAL)
I accidentally ran over my AK with my truck and it still worked!
by epsilon minus January 18, 2004
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The AK-47 is a 7.62 x 39mm assault rifle designed by Mikhail Timofeevich Kalashnikov in 1947, hence its name. It was an outstanding firearm for its time, although was let down to a certain extent by its stamped steel receiver. In 1959, the '47 evolved into the AKM, which is the most common Kalashnikov found today. Visible differences between the AK-47 and AKM are a slanted muzzle and recesses over the magazine housing.

Although frequently compared with the M16, because of their interaction in the Vietnam War, the AK-47 is more comparable to the M14, whereas the M16 is compared with the newer AK-74. The light-support weapon designed from the AK-47 is the RPK.
Quick, shoot that terrorist before he waxes you with his AK-47.
by muth January 22, 2006
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The AK47 is a Russian automatic rifle, caliber 7.62x39. Legal semi-auto only copies of the AK47 are common in the USA amongst law-abiding gun owners. Fully automatic versions are not legal unless it is a pre-1986 registered "machine gun" and those are so rare and prohibitively expensive that they are limited to collectors. The true maximum effective range of an AK is about 300 yards. AK's are typically not very accurate, anywhere from 3-5 inch groups at 100 yards is the norm, and some shoot even worse than this. This lack of accuracy combined with the bullet's arcing trajectory, limit the range to about 300 yards for combat purposes in the hands of a trained soldier. For hunting/civilian use, the effective range is really about 100 yards or so (to hunt deer, the rifle must be able to keep all it's shots within a 8 inch group at 100 yards, minimum). Many jurisidictions have banned/regulated AK47-type rifles based on their appearance and on political misinformation. In fact, it's 7.62x39 cartridge is a intermediate-powered round, ballistically equal to .30-30 Winchester, but usually loaded with inferior FMJ bullets as opposed to JSP in the case of hunting rounds for the .30-30. Conventional deer rifles in calibers like .308, .30-'06, .300 Winchester Magnum, etc, are significantly more powerful than the AK47 and it's 7.62x39 round. The AK is known for being a simple, inexpensive, reliable and effective weapon. Contrary to popular belief, criminals seldom use AK47's or other assault weapons because their size makes them impractical for criminal use. You can't hide one of these weapons under your coat when trying to rob a convenience store, after all. Criminals use whatever weapons are available and convenient for them, which almost always means cheap pistols/revolvers and the occasional illegally-modified short barreled shotgun (legal short barreled shotguns require registration with the ATF and paying a $200 tax, as well as law enforcement approval). Many other automatic rifles were derived from the AK, designs such as the Israeli Galil series, Finnish Valmet series of rifles, the Belgian FNC, Swiss SIG55x series of rifles, etc. The AK uses a simple gas piston in the tube above the barrel to drive the cam-roatating bolt action using gas pressure tapped off the barrel when the weapon is fired. This is how the weapon is able to rechamber between shots (why it's semi-automatic). Military AK variants are capable of automatic fire at about 600 rounds a minute, but because of recoil, automatic fire needs to be limited to short bursts of 2-3 rounds for it to be effective. Automatic AK's are not legally available in the USA because of the provisions of the National Firearms Act of 1934 (establishing law enforcement approval, the $200 tax, etc) followed by the 1968 Gun Control Act, which banned the import of automatic weapons for civilian use, then the Firearm Owners Protection Act of 1986 which banned all manufacture of new fully automatic weapons for civilian use. So to own an automatic AK legally, you have to find a pre-1986 registered weapon, find a Class III dealer to do the transfer for you, then you have to go through the ATF paperwork and get the local PD chief to approve you, then you pay a $200 tax stamp to the ATF, then you have to buy the actual weapon. Usual going price for a legal, fully-automatic AK that is available to be transferred is anywhere from $10,000-$15,000. For civilian use, the semi-automatic AK variants are very fun range plinking (informal target shooting) guns and can be used effectively to hunt deer and similar game, even though there are better rifles for this purpose. The AK would be a very good rifle for property defense in rural areas, not so good for home defense because of the extreme overpenetration hazard of 7.62x39 FMJ ammo (and the relative non-existence of JHP ammo that actually expands properly) and because of the muzzle flash, which could easily blind a person at night. For home defense, use a 12 gauge loaded with OO Buck, standard power loads because you want a easy-handling gun for that purpose. While many people feel the AK has no civilian use because of it's history as a military weapon, it's simply a fun, inexpensive, interesting rifle for many shooters.
"My friends and I enjoy shooting our AK47's at the rifle range on the weekends"
by Bob McMenamin October 13, 2005
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An extremely, extremely, strong and potent weed. if you are ever so lucky to get such a high grade product USE IT WELL cause this shit will knock you on your ass LITERALLY........save up your money and when the time comes by this shit cause you will not regret it.
Man i had some of that AK 47 las night and i swear to god i was in another world getting the best high of my life, well worth the $80 for the eigth.......if only sex could be this great all the time.
by Grant Zachery October 16, 2007
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